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11-22-2014, 03:34 PM | #677 |
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I always think of baby geese. He would have to change his name for me.
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11-22-2014, 03:46 PM | #678 |
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How to get chicks in Colorado.
Gross Broncos chicks. I almost ran him off the road just out of principle.
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So I need advice from all you men..and lady
My ex wife's best friend called me up earlier tonight asking if I could work on her car..I said sure because she has a couple kids and I didn't want her to be stranded and she was always nice to me Well I get over there and work on the car and get it fixed..she is in the garage with me the whole time and we are talking..looking back it is obvious now that she was flirting with me and I didn't realize it at the time because I was focused on the car I get ready to leave and she says that I should stay and she will fix me supper..so I do cause I didn't want to be rude and I said she wasn't going to pay me for the work..she brought that up when I tried to decline supper I stick around for supper and as I am sitting in the kitchen talking to her I realize she is flirting with me..she is coming over and sitting beside me..as I make a joke she puts her hand on my leg as she laughs..not my knee but like a few inches from The Thunderdome..if you know what I am saying Well we get to drinking some and we watch football while we eat then she actually begs me to stay and watch a movie..I finally give in and stay..we pick out a movie..she goes and changes..we sit on the couch..I fall asleep..which is hard for me to do around most people I don't spend time with and in a new place..well I wake up to her laying on me and running her hands up my stomach Well I parked the beef bus in tuna town..now she is saying she wants to go out tomorrow night and that she has always been attracted to me..she is very beautiful..smart, funny, got her life together, and mostly normal from what I can tell I feel like it is a dangerous road because of her and the ex wife being best friends..I finally got the ex to quit being a cock juggling thunder ****..so I don't want to funk it up Any advice |
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11-24-2014, 12:10 AM | #681 |
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Uh, you need to get with that chick.
Forget your ex. ALSO lol at you falling asleep, you wake up and she's feeling you up and then BAM **** HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY.
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11-24-2014, 12:21 AM | #682 |
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You are right
Just really don't want to deal with the ex stirring shit up again That was one of the best wake ups ever |
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11-24-2014, 12:37 AM | #683 |
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I can assure you...if she's willing to jeopardize her relationship w/ her best friend she is NOT normal nor does she have her shit together.
If she's hot pound away...just don't be surprised if you walk right into a hornet's nest of neverending bullshit drama.
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11-24-2014, 01:18 AM | #684 |
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Fantastic.
You already ****ed her so the damage is done. I'd say you should stop messing around with her as a solid relationship with your baby mama is far more important than a lay. If you feel you've got the juice to finagle a situation where you can get both then have at it, play boy. |
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11-24-2014, 06:17 AM | #689 |
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It's really not. I'm fine with paying for a girl (that's what men do), but at some point she needs to return the favor.
The second is just my own neurosis fed by eDave's trolling.
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11-24-2014, 10:37 AM | #690 |
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This is why I don't brag to my girlfriends.
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