Life My ex had her baby last night... - Page 46

MTG#10 · 03-21-2010, 08:05 AM

I dont know why Im posting this thread, just need to vent. I know I shouldnt be feeling this way, its been almost a year since my wife left but I feel like I just missed the birth of my own child. I knew it was going to happen soon and I thought I was mentally prepared but when her dad called me and told me this morning I quickly realized I wasn't. I cant believe I still love her after everything she's done to me and put me through both emotionally and financially. I would take her back and help her raise her baby in a heartbeat. Thats how much I love her. ****ing pathetic I know. When's this shit going to end? Its been 10 months and it still hurts just as much as the day I found out. Its so hard to keep face in front of my kids, they are so excited to have a new baby sister and I have to pretend Im happy and excited for them but its killing me. I know I have to be strong for my kids and I will but when they are gone I dont know what to do.

JD10367 · 03-29-2010, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

If you're really really poor, the most they're probably going to take from you is about $200 a kid.

$600 a month can be made flipping burgers part time.

Or you could, you know, go to court in agreement with the hosebeast. Since you two love eachother so much. You don't have to let a judge decide. He'll still play with the amount of your support. But poor people rarely pay more than 20%.

Interesting. What exactly does a hosebeast look like?

MOhillbilly · 03-29-2010, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

If you're really really poor, the most they're probably going to take from you is about $200 a kid.

$600 a month can be made flipping burgers part time.

Or you could, you know, go to court in agreement with the hosebeast. Since you two love eachother so much. You don't have to let a judge decide. He'll still play with the amount of your support. But poor people rarely pay more than 20%.

But how will he pay for his drugs?

**loochy** · 03-29-2010, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

Interesting. What exactly does a hosebeast look like?

According to MTG, a hosebeast resembles some sort of pregnant goddess.

Perhaps this photo somewhat resembles a "hosebeast."

Jilly · 03-29-2010, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

Interesting. What exactly does a hosebeast look like?

She doesn't exactly know....she just appreciates it's eloquence.

Katipan · 03-29-2010, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

Interesting. What exactly does a hosebeast look like?

I went to do an image search for one, but didn't click the image tab. Instead I found the Urban Dictionary definitions... Man, I just threw that out there to be insulting, I didn't realize I was using it in perfect context.

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

But how will he pay for his drugs?

Same way everyone else does. Paying that much in child support with joint custody of 3 kids, he'll get food stamps. Swap your food stamps 3:1 for real cash. OR if he's lucky he'll find a drug dealer that has kids and needs the food stamps. You can probably get $50 for every $100 that way.

MOhillbilly · 03-29-2010, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Same way everyone else does. Paying that much in child support with joint custody of 3 kids, he'll get food stamps. Swap your food stamps 3:1 for real cash. OR if he's lucky he'll find a drug dealer that has kids and needs the food stamps. You can probably get $50 for every $100 that way.

Missouri has "EBT cards".

kstater · 03-29-2010, 03:43 PM

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And I havent slept with my wife for 2 weeks so though it may be slow, I am making some progress.

To be fair, she spent those two weeks spitting out another man's baby.

kstater · 03-29-2010, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

She's clearly a ****ing psycho. .

Well, he ain't too far North of psycho either.

Hootie · 03-29-2010, 03:49 PM

at this point...I need to see pictures of MTG's wife before I can give any further advice/opinions...

SPchief · 03-29-2010, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

My ideal end would be full custody of my kids and her paying me support. But I would settle for joint custody and neither of us having to pay each other anything.

I thought your ideal end was you two back together?

patteeu · 03-29-2010, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

I wasnt 55 grand under. The house auctioned off for 55 grand less than I owed. Whoever bought it got an amazing deal. The stupid mortgage company accepted the first offer. And no, I couldnt afford it on my own. I stayed and payed as long as I could, but with the mortgage and ridiculous utility bills I couldnt do it unless I wanted to have no money for food, gas, or clothes and necessities for my kids.

If he got an amazing deal, you should have been able to sell it before it was foreclosed.

BIG_DADDY · 03-29-2010, 06:20 PM

I suppose everybody has already told him to get out and take the kids with him. Just wow.

**DeezNutz** · 03-29-2010, 06:39 PM

He got out, but he couldn't take the kid because it wasn't ready to be born yet. /obligatory

**dirk digler** · 03-29-2010, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

He told me what I already knew, that if she fights it I wont be able to get full custody unless I have something really bad on her like past drug use or abuse. He said he could probably get me joint custody no problem but I would most likely still have to pay support.

What you should do MTG is invite your wife to lunch and sit down and talk to her and strike a deal where you both split the kids and no support. That is what myself and my ex did. You don't have to pay support unless she wants you too.

ClevelandBronco · 03-29-2010, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

You really need to see a therapist.

Even having that thought is the most pathetic thing I have ever heard.

No. He needs to eat a pistol. If he's real. And he isn't.

03-21-2010, 08:05 AM
MTG#10 Mammoth penis Join Date: May 2006 Location: Springfield Casino cash: $7404386	My ex had her baby last night... I dont know why Im posting this thread, just need to vent. I know I shouldnt be feeling this way, its been almost a year since my wife left but I feel like I just missed the birth of my own child. I knew it was going to happen soon and I thought I was mentally prepared but when her dad called me and told me this morning I quickly realized I wasn't. I cant believe I still love her after everything she's done to me and put me through both emotionally and financially. I would take her back and help her raise her baby in a heartbeat. Thats how much I love her. ****ing pathetic I know. When's this shit going to end? Its been 10 months and it still hurts just as much as the day I found out. Its so hard to keep face in front of my kids, they are so excited to have a new baby sister and I have to pretend Im happy and excited for them but its killing me. I know I have to be strong for my kids and I will but when they are gone I dont know what to do.
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