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Travis Kelce smacked a bitch, too
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09-20-2018, 11:40 AM | #47 | |
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Then let's say they are utterly indistinguishable in terms of quality, talent, and contribution. I'm okay with that, Mr. saphojunkie. Then how do we arrange for all the talking nogs and media shills to cease referring to Gronk as the #1 TE since the birth of the solar system? The nogs say Kelce's "in the convo" as the number 2 TE in the league. Make them stop saying that crap and I'll be just fine. Until then, I shall rain Twitter hell down on their stupid accounts like a Chinese bot after a lightning strike on the server. FAX |
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09-20-2018, 11:47 AM | #48 |
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excellent post/vid. would play again.
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Maybe? One of? Dude makes fast guys look slow. Put him in space against a 4.4 corner - a 4.4 is friggen fast mind you - and he'll defeat an angle on him. Hill is most assuredly not maybe one of the fastest in the league. He's hands down the fastest dude in football and very arguably one of the fastest football players of all time. But among the national heads, the best we can get is qualified quasi-compliments. They can eat a bowl of dicks.
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09-20-2018, 04:13 PM | #50 | |
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Bitch please. He is THE fastest player in the NFL. We have the ****ing data to prove it.
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09-20-2018, 04:22 PM | #51 |
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Remember that other time when he trucked a bitch head up?
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Similarly, this video could double as an Artie Burns lowlights video. He was being torched out there more than the Olympic Flame.
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09-20-2018, 05:07 PM | #53 |
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I'm tired of constantly reading some article that puts Kelce at #2 behind brokedick halfwit Gronk... he is coasting on reputation at this point, Kelce is the best in the game right now
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09-20-2018, 05:13 PM | #54 |
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Hill isn't only the fastest player - he also might be the quickest. Often those two don't go together as completely - so guys with great top speed don't accelerate or cut as fast. Hill does both, which is deadly. Also he never drops a pass and has become an excellent route runner.
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Side note - how damn cool is it that they run the 100m in pads now? Really spiced things up in Rio. Ass.
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09-20-2018, 05:52 PM | #58 |
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There are a lot of "fast guys" in the NFL.
Tyreek is special because he's a "fast guy" who's also a "football player". Big difference there. Not much of a weakness in his game ... if any. Speed kills. But Olympic-caliber speed, unrivaled quickness, near-precise route running, supernatural ball-tracking ability, tough-minded, strong, able to comprehend and execute every route tree in a complex offense (plus the RB position) ... that's devastating. FAX |
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09-20-2018, 06:27 PM | #59 |
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"tide pods"
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Not sure how being awesome at the long jump proves you're faster than Tyreek Hill, but whatever. They do have 100 meter times you can compare. Hill's is faster. |
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