Post your petty confessions here if you like.

[Rain Man]

I admit to something kind of petty.

When I take a flight, it's nearly always a round trip on the same airline. On the trip out, I do the crossword puzzle in the inflight magazine. On the way back, if there's someone next to me, I'll take out the magazine, which is almost always the same issue, and I'll do the crossword puzzle lightning fast while we're taxiing since I can remember the answers, just so the person next to me will think I'm some sort of savant. No one has ever said anything, but I like to think that they notice.

[KCrockaholic]

Originally Posted by dwwataz

If I hold a door for someone and they don't say thank you I'll say "You're welcome asshole"

When I worked at a grocery store when I was younger and a customer put their money on the counter I'd put their change there too.. Even as they looked me in the eye and held out their hand

Idk who this poster is, but I like him. Basically he’s sick of our stupid shit in society so he’s heaving big F U’s in subtle ways. Sounds a lot like myself.

I hate people too breh.

[T-post Tom]

I have seen Rainman's sex tape...

He's fully clothed & fighting a bunch of sailors on a cargo ship. He kicked the crap out of every damn one.

What's that got to do with sex? Taught them damn sailors not to fuk with Rain Man.

[Nickhead]

Originally Posted by BWillie

When I used to work at Sam's Club back in the day, someone used to always steal my Red Bull out of the breakroom fridge. I even tried opening them, they would still do it. Decided to just sacrifice one Red Bull, drank half of it and pissed in it to fill it up the rest of the way. It was gone later that day and nobody ever stole my ****ing Red Bulls again.

good on ya!!

[banecat]

Originally Posted by BWillie

When I used to work at Sam's Club back in the day, someone used to always steal my Red Bull out of the breakroom fridge. I even tried opening them, they would still do it. Decided to just sacrifice one Red Bull, drank half of it and pissed in it to fill it up the rest of the way. It was gone later that day and nobody ever stole my ****ing Red Bulls again.

Didn't worry about people taking my lunch at Sam's, but at once play someone was taking from a few of us. I had a sub taken one day. I just went out to eat after that. It had to be one of the few OL built dudes at the place

I didn't want to end up as their lunch, and moved on from the issue. But my supervisor didn't. He picked up a bucket of Popeye's one day. Took half of it in the washroom, pissed on it, and then put it in the freezer. It was gone the next day

Whoever it was that ate that peed chicken would have to had gone to an ER. My sup got around. Was dating some gal that worked there. But still had time for he and five of his friends take on two chicks one night I guess

[Nickhead]

got me thinkin. had a coworker one night, his wife cooked him a steak, he brought it to work. put it on the workbench just before he was ready for lunch. turned around and a chunk was missing.

so the next day he put out a bag of dorito's only he applied the chips with spray glue. the man that ate the steak, was gone the next day, because we assume his intestines clogged up with glue

[loochy]

I troll post in the DC forum just to get a reaction out of the overly high strung people that frequent that place. I rarely have any sort of passion or belief in the opinions I post there.

[TimeForWasp]

When I was a kid, I gave the neighbor girl a chocolate bar.


It was exlax.

[patteeu]

I admit that I sometimes knowingly push people's buttons on Chiefsplanet.

[patteeu]

Originally Posted by loochy

I troll post in the DC forum just to get a reaction out of the overly high strung people that frequent that place. I rarely have any sort of passion or belief in the opinions I post there.

Why you insincere bastard!!! AAARRRGGG!

[Graystoke]

I drink milk straight out of the carton.
Why dirty a glass?

[scho63]

Originally Posted by lewdog

I sometimes piss in my own pool when I've been drinking a lot and don't want to get out.

I guess I won't be swimming in your pool after the big Chief's party....

[Fire Me Boy!]

When I fly Southwest I cough a lot during boarding so no one wants to sit next to me.

[scho63]

I've stolen food or drinks from an office fridge at desperate moments many years ago.

Nowadays I would NEVER because people do WEIRD shit like pissing in lemonade or ice tea, spitting or snotting on their leftover pizza or sandwich, putting laxatives in cupcakes or brownies, and many other utterly vile things.

[patteeu]

Originally Posted by scho63

I've stolen food or drinks from an office fridge at desperate moments many years ago.

Nowadays I would NEVER because people do WEIRD shit like pissing in lemonade or ice tea, spitting or snotting on their leftover pizza or sandwich, putting laxatives in cupcakes or brownies, and many other utterly vile things.

I don't even really want to leave my own food in a community fridge.

[Baby Lee]

Weird thing I never even really thought about much until this thread, but I never even contemplated taking something from a communal fridge unless it was, like, sodas or beers put there as policy for everyone, or I got an email saying 'x is in the fridge for all, help yourself.'

I think there was a creeping fear that if I so much as futzed around with someone else's stuff, that's when they'd come in and catch me red-handed. And most people, it seems, either put stuff in a bag or in some Tupperware, so you would have to commit to pulling something out and opening it to even try. And even then, who knows it whatever is in the bag or Tupperware is worth a shit.

Just not even worth contemplating.