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Old 08-12-2017, 12:30 AM  
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Going to my 30 year high school reunion tonight. What's my story?
I was pretty popular in high school but wasn't part of any clique.

Going to the reunion and really don't want to chit-chat about my actual life. Help me devise some good storylines.

So far I've got:

Retired NFL Linebacker (Chiefs 1995 - 1998, Saints 1999,Chargers 2000)
Now own an auto body shop in Northern California.

or

Former Chemistry Teacher, retired. now own a car wash.

or

Own a 4-wheeler tour company in Zion National park.

or

Client sales ambassador for Trivago, Inc.

Beat these...
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Old 08-12-2017, 02:35 PM   #46
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Old 08-12-2017, 04:29 PM   #47
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You're a voice actor. You're most known for providing English voice work in several of the Final Fantasy video game titles.
Your stage name is John Dimaggio. You've also done work for other titles like the Gears of War series (voice of Marcus Fenixs) and Crash Nitro Kart (voice of Tiny, nice coincidence)
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Old 08-12-2017, 04:49 PM   #48
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You need to have a clear set of goals in mind as you're coming up with a story. And for a high school reunion, that goal is clear: you want the chicks to want you. It doesn't matter if you're married or not, because that's just a matter of timing and circumstance. If you're single, you're going for the short-term score. If you're married and are still married at the next reunion, it'll be a victory to know that your former high school chicks think about you as they read Fifty Shade of Gray or whatever.

So what will get them to think about you? You want four things:

1. You do something manly for fun or for a living (see caveat 2 below). But it's not something that she can ask you to display.
2. You make a very good living doing something that she can understand in concept and finds interesting, but she can't understand it well enough to ask details.
3. You have a sensitive side, but it's something she discovers on her own without you mentioning it.
4. You have a raunchy side, not over the top, but there are hints.

So your clear answer is that you're a special consultant to US embassies around the world, and you like the job not only for its global geopolitical strategy work, but also because it lets you pursue your hobby of rescuing animals from war zones for adoption in Europe. Due to animal quarantines, that means you spend a lot of time in Romania en route, which is relaxing even though Romanian women will do anything to get the attention of an American man. Anything (faraway smile and sheepish nod of the head). And by the way, did you know that Romanian women tend to have a natural talent for gymnastics due to an extra ligament in their hips?

Follow my advice, TinyEvel, and they'll be eating out of your hand, their soft pink tongues lapping on your palm.
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Old 08-12-2017, 04:52 PM   #49
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Old 08-12-2017, 05:02 PM   #50
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Old 08-12-2017, 05:07 PM   #51
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Old 08-12-2017, 05:18 PM   #52
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They definitely prove that "women aren't capable of being funny" theory wrong, IMO. Holy shit, both girls are funny as hell in that movie.
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Old 08-12-2017, 05:39 PM   #53
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