A thread to make you feel like a disgusting pervert.

[Rain Man]

My hometown newspaper had an article about this beauty queen. Before you make ANY comments - ANY COMMENTS AT ALL - read the spoiler.



My spoiler for you.

Spoiler!

She's in the seventh grade.

What the heck are we feeding children these days? I mean, is that what a seventh grader looks like these days?

The article

Spoiler!

On Saturday, November 5th, young women from across the state came to compete for the titles of Miss Missouri Junior High, High School, and Collegiate America 2017. The title of Miss Missouri Junior High School America was awarded to St. James Middle School student Abilene Lortz, who also won Most Photogenic, People's Choice, Overall Private Interview, Overall Fashion Runway, and Overall Evening Gown.

By The Rolla Daily News Reports - RDNnews@gmail.com
On Saturday, November 5th, young women from across the state came to compete for the titles of Miss Missouri Junior High, High School, and Collegiate America 2017. The state pageant was held at the Cowan Civic Center in Lebanon. There were 22 contestants who participated in the event which included a private interview, fashion runway, and evening gown competitions. The goal of the organization is to provide personal and professional opportunities for young women across the country. The title of Miss Missouri Junior High School America was awarded to St. James Middle School student Abilene Lortz, who also won Most Photogenic, People's Choice, Overall Private Interview, Overall Fashion Runway, and Overall Evening Gown. “I am honored to have been chosen as Miss Missouri Junior High School America 2017. One of my goals is to visit each veterans home in Missouri and play the piano for the veterans. This is something I have been doing at the St. James Veterans Home and the veterans, their families, and employees are all very supportive and encouraging.” Abilene is a member of the St. James 7th grade girls basketball team and Team Blackout 2022. She is a straight A student and enjoys hunting, fishing, skiing, playing the piano, and singing in the St. James Middle School Honor Choir. Throughout the next year she will be traveling across the state of Missouri making appearances and speaking on behalf of the national platform BRAVE (Building Respect and Values for Everyone), an anti-bullying campaign. “To me the most important aspect of BRAVE is that everyone deserves respect regardless of their differences and I’m excited to share that message.”


Abilene and her new sister queens, Miss Missouri High School America - Danielle Stanfield, and Miss Missouri Collegiate America - Holly Sprow, will represent the state of Missouri at the national competition in Little Rock Arkansas in July of 2017.

[ThaVirus]

Originally Posted by Otter

I was at a greasy spoon restaurant just a couple days ago and one of the girls working there was smoking hot. Almost like "why aren't you hanging from a pole at the Spearmint Rhino making $2000 a night" kind of smoking hot. Her ass was what dreams are made of.

One of the managers was sitting on the stool next to me that I know enough to say 'hi' and small talk and asked how old she was.

I would have guessed 24 at ground minimum. She was 17 and with a little makeup and nice dress could have knocked that girl down for the count.

Can confirm.

I work next to a high school and many of those girls could pass for 20-24 in a dress and heels.

Realistically, girls are hitting puberty at around 9-10 these days. By the time they're 16-17 they're pretty much fully developed.

[Easy 6]

I think it has something to do with all of the hormones in our meat and milk these days, lotta kids are physically maturing much faster than they used to

For instance, back in my high school football days it was almost unheard for a team to have some 6'3 300 pounder, and when you did see one he was an extreme outlier freak to be marveled at... these days it seems like almost every team has a few like that

[Mr. Laz]

Originally Posted by Easy 6

I think it has something to do with all of the hormones in our meat and milk these days, lotta kids are physically maturing much faster than they used to

For instance, back in my high school football days it was almost unheard for a team to have some 6'3 300 pounder, and when you did see one he was an extreme outlier freak to be marveled at... these days it seems like almost every team has a few like that

probably

[notorious]

Her father better have an M60 ready to mow down the boys in town.

[Rasputin]

So is she going look like an ol hag at age 30 if she keeps "maturing" that rate?

[RealSNR]

I was hanging with my girlfriend when I asked, "Hey baby, how about a blowjob?"

"Wow, that's awfully presumptuous of you."

"Wow. "Presumptuous" is an awfully big word for a 12 year old."

[Dayze]

Originally Posted by RealSNR

I was hanging with my girlfriend when I asked, "Hey baby, how about a blowjob?"

"Wow, that's awfully presumptuous of you."

"Wow. "Presumptuous" is an awfully big word for a 12 year old."

[Fish]

Originally Posted by Easy 6

I think it has something to do with all of the hormones in our meat and milk these days, lotta kids are physically maturing much faster than they used to

For instance, back in my high school football days it was almost unheard for a team to have some 6'3 300 pounder, and when you did see one he was an extreme outlier freak to be marveled at... these days it seems like almost every team has a few like that

You believe lots of ridiculous stuff.

But the truth is that hormones have been banned from pork, poultry, and dairy animals for some time. By the evil FDA even. The only hormones allowed are for beef cattle and sheep.

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by Fish

You believe lots of ridiculous stuff.

But the truth is that hormones have been banned from pork, poultry, and dairy animals for some time. By the evil FDA even. The only hormones allowed are for beef cattle and sheep.

And you've always been a smug prick who likes to think he is really quite smart, so theres that

What about the beef cattle, smug prick?

[Kman34]

Originally Posted by Easy 6

And you've always been a smug prick who likes to think he is really quite smart, so theres that

What about the beef cattle, smug prick?

....

[Fish]

Originally Posted by Easy 6

And you've always been a smug prick who likes to think he is really quite smart, so theres that

What about the beef cattle, smug prick?

I mentioned beef cattle in the post you quoted. Pointing out your error on the other meat and milk.

[Simply Red]

I have hootie on FB and he wanted me to tell you all.

'Old enough to bleed, old enough for me'

[Tribal Warfare]

Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla

Looks a lot like my niece, who is 18. Would not.

Most beautiful Nordic blondes don't do it for me because most of the time they look like my sister and cousins

[Psyko Tek]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

My hometown newspaper had an article about this beauty queen. Before you make ANY comments - ANY COMMENTS AT ALL - read the spoiler.



My spoiler for you.

Spoiler!

She's in the seventh grade.

What the heck are we feeding children these days? I mean, is that what a seventh grader looks like these days?

The article

Spoiler!

On Saturday, November 5th, young women from across the state came to compete for the titles of Miss Missouri Junior High, High School, and Collegiate America 2017. The title of Miss Missouri Junior High School America was awarded to St. James Middle School student Abilene Lortz, who also won Most Photogenic, People's Choice, Overall Private Interview, Overall Fashion Runway, and Overall Evening Gown.

By The Rolla Daily News Reports - RDNnews@gmail.com
On Saturday, November 5th, young women from across the state came to compete for the titles of Miss Missouri Junior High, High School, and Collegiate America 2017. The state pageant was held at the Cowan Civic Center in Lebanon. There were 22 contestants who participated in the event which included a private interview, fashion runway, and evening gown competitions. The goal of the organization is to provide personal and professional opportunities for young women across the country. The title of Miss Missouri Junior High School America was awarded to St. James Middle School student Abilene Lortz, who also won Most Photogenic, People's Choice, Overall Private Interview, Overall Fashion Runway, and Overall Evening Gown. “I am honored to have been chosen as Miss Missouri Junior High School America 2017. One of my goals is to visit each veterans home in Missouri and play the piano for the veterans. This is something I have been doing at the St. James Veterans Home and the veterans, their families, and employees are all very supportive and encouraging.” Abilene is a member of the St. James 7th grade girls basketball team and Team Blackout 2022. She is a straight A student and enjoys hunting, fishing, skiing, playing the piano, and singing in the St. James Middle School Honor Choir. Throughout the next year she will be traveling across the state of Missouri making appearances and speaking on behalf of the national platform BRAVE (Building Respect and Values for Everyone), an anti-bullying campaign. “To me the most important aspect of BRAVE is that everyone deserves respect regardless of their differences and I’m excited to share that message.”


Abilene and her new sister queens, Miss Missouri High School America - Danielle Stanfield, and Miss Missouri Collegiate America - Holly Sprow, will represent the state of Missouri at the national competition in Little Rock Arkansas in July of 2017.

they didn't build them like that back in my day
going to set over there

[Nickhead]

Originally Posted by scho63

You'll need a much worse thread to make me feel like a pervert. LOL