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Hootie · 02-01-2015, 09:26 PM

sorry, my phone died while I was at Hooters

that was THE WORST PLAYCALL in the history of the NFL

I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever in the history of my life understand how, what, why or .... that just happened.

Belichick doesn't call a timeout, WORST DECISION EVER (before the next play), ESSENTIALLY WAVES THE WHITE FLAG, and then the hawks, with a timeout, DECIDE TO LINE UP IN SHOTGUN AND THROW THE BALL INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE FIELD WHEN THEY ARE 2ND AND GOAL FROM THE 1 WITH THE BEST RUNNING QB IN THE NFL AND THE BEST POWER RUNNER IN THE NFL?!

What are the actual odds of Marshawn not scoring from the 1 on the next 2 plays?

1%

are
you
****ing
kidding
me

???

Like.

What?

omg

I cannot believe the Seahawks just HANDED a legacy game to the Patriots ... literally.

That was the worst ****ing thing I've ever seen. Ever. Ever. OMFG

and, thankfully, I didn't hedge ... you know, because I'm a ****ing idiot

really

really?

someone will have to explain to me how they thought shotgun, 2nd and goal, from the 1 ... and a slant RIGHT INTO THE HEART OF THE DEFENSE was a good ****ing playcall?!

omg

it is literally the worst play call of all time and there isn't even a 2nd place

or a 3rd place

or a 4th

HOW IN THE **** DO YOU RUN THAT PLAY?

W
T
F

keg in kc · 02-01-2015, 09:37 PM

lol. A 'fantastic' game.

**notorious** · 02-01-2015, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonzie04

it wasn't a bad pass? it was a poorly placed ball with a db breaking on the wr before the ball was released....

And completing nearly 50% of your passes for less than 250 yards, and throwing a game losing pick isn't doing a tremendous, or fantastic job.

We all know it was a shit pass on a horrible play call.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 02-01-2015, 09:38 PM

Darrell Bevell divested himself of Google two weeks before their IPO so he could get a chunk of MySpace.

**mdchiefsfan** · 02-01-2015, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

what?

It's intended on being pathetic.

I, as a Madden player, am a better clock manager then 99% of the NFL and also a better playcaller.

That's truly, truly sad.

Not calling a timeout there was literally waving the white flag. There is NO other explanation. It was awful.

And no one will ever remember it.

Cred reestablished!

beach tribe · 02-01-2015, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

it wasn't a bad pass

and anyone that wants to come in here and troll Russell Wilson is a ****ing moron

Russell Wilson played a fantastic game. Fantastic. Absolutely tremendous.

Tom Brady played a great 4th quarter. Absolutely tremendous.

This isn't on Russell Wilson and if anyone TRULY thinks that they are a ****ing idiot.

Your bias is trumped only by your stupidity.

KCrockaholic · 02-01-2015, 09:38 PM

I'm totally with Hoot here on the situational football from the NE defense point of view.

I was screaming for NE to call a timeout, and let them score. That's what makes the Seahawks **** up even worse.

RobBlake · 02-01-2015, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

what?

It's intended on being pathetic.

I, as a Madden player, am a better clock manager then 99% of the NFL and also a better playcaller.

That's truly, truly sad.

Not calling a timeout there was literally waving the white flag. There is NO other explanation. It was awful.

And no one will ever remember it.

This is just sad..

'Hamas' Jenkins · 02-01-2015, 09:39 PM

I never thought I'd see an engineering disaster in the Pacific Northwest that would outpace the Tacoma Narrows Bridge.

Darrell ****ing Bevell, ladies and gents.

tk13 · 02-01-2015, 09:39 PM

That was the worst play call I've seen in the history of football.��
— Emmitt Smith (@EmmittSmith22) February 2, 2015

KC native · 02-01-2015, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

what?

It's intended on being pathetic.

I, as a Madden player, am a better clock manager then 99% of the NFL and also a better playcaller.

That's truly, truly sad.

Not calling a timeout there was literally waving the white flag. There is NO other explanation. It was awful.

And no one will ever remember it.

I will remember it. I said the same thing when it happened live. I couldn't believe he wasn't calling a time out. But to be fair, if the miracle catch isn't made 2 plays before they're not even in that position to **** that up

But I was laughing at the madden reference.

Hootie · 02-01-2015, 09:40 PM

you guys are ****ing morons

anyone who watched that game and concluded Russell Wilson played poorly is just a dumbass

plain and simple

Tom played a great 4th quarter ... very impressive. Russell played a great game.

No one will remember two things:

The non-call DPI when the Pats defender tripped ... that play could have easily been a huge gain (40 yards or so) and if they kicked a FG, it probably would have been game over.

And the Belichick non timeout call.

It's inexplicable.

I literally have never seen anything like that. As someone who has OBSESSIVELY watched the NFL for MY ENTIRE LIFE I have never seen ANYTHING remotely close to that.

I can't think of 1 team that would have EVER thrown a pass on that down. In that situation. With that personnel. It makes no sense.

I still can't understand it. It was like Chinese to me. It doesn't make any sense.

jspchief · 02-01-2015, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonzie04

it wasn't a bad pass? it was a poorly placed ball with a db breaking on the wr before the ball was released....

And completing nearly 50% of your passes for less than 250 yards, and throwing a game losing pick isn't doing a tremendous, or fantastic job.

Don't forget it took the luckiest pull it out of your ass reception for Seattle to even have a chance.

RobBlake · 02-01-2015, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCrockaholic

I'm totally with Hoot here on the situational football from the NE defense point of view.

I was screaming for NE to call a timeout, and let them score. That's what makes the Seahawks **** up even worse.

if they did that then they would have lost the SB?

beach tribe · 02-01-2015, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

what?

It's intended on being pathetic.

I, as a Madden player, am a better clock manager then 99% of the NFL and also a better playcaller.

That's truly, truly sad.

Not calling a timeout there was literally waving the white flag. There is NO other explanation. It was awful.

And no one will ever remember it.

Seriously.

I was like WTF is this idiot doing. You won't need 2 TOs with 8 seconds left.

manchambo · 02-01-2015, 09:40 PM

Denver had a pretty good QB. They also had a pretty good RB in a similar situation in the superbowl against Green Bay. Does anyone remember what they did?

It's not about "putting the ball in the hands of an elite QB". It's realizing what's a reasonable call with a strong run game from the one yard line. Especially when a smart coach would run the clock out so the other team can't score.

02-01-2015, 09:26 PM
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	you have literally got to be FIST ing me sorry, my phone died while I was at Hooters that was THE WORST PLAYCALL in the history of the NFL I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever in the history of my life understand how, what, why or .... that just happened. Belichick doesn't call a timeout, WORST DECISION EVER (before the next play), ESSENTIALLY WAVES THE WHITE FLAG, and then the hawks, with a timeout, DECIDE TO LINE UP IN SHOTGUN AND THROW THE BALL INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE FIELD WHEN THEY ARE 2ND AND GOAL FROM THE 1 WITH THE BEST RUNNING QB IN THE NFL AND THE BEST POWER RUNNER IN THE NFL?! What are the actual odds of Marshawn not scoring from the 1 on the next 2 plays? 1% are you **ing kidding me ??? Like. What? omg I cannot believe the Seahawks just HANDED a legacy game to the Patriots ... literally. That was the worst ing thing I've ever seen. Ever. Ever. OMFG and, thankfully, I didn't hedge ... you know, because I'm a ing idiot really really? someone will have to explain to me how they thought shotgun, 2nd and goal, from the 1 ... and a slant RIGHT INTO THE HEART OF THE DEFENSE was a good ing playcall?! omg it is literally the worst play call of all time and there isn't even a 2nd place or a 3rd place or a 4th HOW IN THE ** DO YOU RUN THAT PLAY? W T F
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02-01-2015, 09:37 PM	#46
keg in kc oxymoron Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: OP/KC/Whatever Casino cash: $9556299	lol. A 'fantastic' game.
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'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7919572	Darrell Bevell divested himself of Google two weeks before their IPO so he could get a chunk of MySpace.
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KCrockaholic Sarcasm Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Olathe Casino cash: $4552900	I'm totally with Hoot here on the situational football from the NE defense point of view. I was screaming for NE to call a timeout, and let them score. That's what makes the Seahawks **** up even worse.
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02-01-2015, 09:39 PM	#53
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7919572	I never thought I'd see an engineering disaster in the Pacific Northwest that would outpace the Tacoma Narrows Bridge. Darrell ****ing Bevell, ladies and gents.
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02-01-2015, 09:39 PM	#54
tk13 ... Join Date: Nov 2001 Casino cash: $1512500	That was the worst play call I've seen in the history of football.�� — Emmitt Smith (@EmmittSmith22) February 2, 2015
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02-01-2015, 09:40 PM	#56
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	you guys are ****ing morons anyone who watched that game and concluded Russell Wilson played poorly is just a dumbass plain and simple Tom played a great 4th quarter ... very impressive. Russell played a great game. No one will remember two things: The non-call DPI when the Pats defender tripped ... that play could have easily been a huge gain (40 yards or so) and if they kicked a FG, it probably would have been game over. And the Belichick non timeout call. It's inexplicable. I literally have never seen anything like that. As someone who has OBSESSIVELY watched the NFL for MY ENTIRE LIFE I have never seen ANYTHING remotely close to that. I can't think of 1 team that would have EVER thrown a pass on that down. In that situation. With that personnel. It makes no sense. I still can't understand it. It was like Chinese to me. It doesn't make any sense.
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02-01-2015, 09:40 PM	#60
manchambo Veteran Join Date: Dec 2005 Casino cash: $9422156	Denver had a pretty good QB. They also had a pretty good RB in a similar situation in the superbowl against Green Bay. Does anyone remember what they did? It's not about "putting the ball in the hands of an elite QB". It's realizing what's a reasonable call with a strong run game from the one yard line. Especially when a smart coach would run the clock out so the other team can't score.
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