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Old 11-26-2014, 11:34 AM  
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The worst thing family does on holidays...
Just interested in things family, in-laws, friends do to meals on Thanksgiving holidays?

Is it packaged gravy mix? Boxed stuffing? Burned turkey?

I've got a few... my father-in-law goes all out. From scratch everything. Except he throws the turkey drippings down the sink and makes McCormick's packaged gravy.

But that's not even the worst. He microwaves his turkey. Not even kidding. It's horrifying. But to be fair, it doesn't taste as bad as it sounds.
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Old 11-26-2014, 12:51 PM   #46
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I forgot about the relentless questions about when I'm going to propose to my girlfriend too.


I get this too. From everybody. And, when am I getting a grandson?
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Old 11-26-2014, 12:52 PM   #47
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Yeah, that's a fun game.



My wife and I have been married a year; so the baby talk will only grow with each passing holiday. I expect Christmas of next year is the real boiling point if we haven't got a baby cooking by then.

My wife and I have been married almost 12 years, no kids. No questions about it either.

I'm fine with that.
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Old 11-26-2014, 12:52 PM   #48
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I get this too. From everybody. And, when am I getting a grandson?
one of my rebuttals was "....as soon as you agree to pay for child care for the next 10 years".


...that went over well lol. but when I said it, I was TIRED of hearing about it and figured it was a good idea at the time lol
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Old 11-26-2014, 12:53 PM   #49
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Yeah, that's a fun game.

My wife and I have been married a year; so the baby talk will only grow with each passing holiday. I expect Christmas of next year is the real boiling point if we haven't got a baby cooking by then.
Just say she likes it up the ass too much
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My wife's family does not make mashed potatoes. Until having thanksgiving with them I did not even know that was possible.
wat?!

man....I'd roll into that place with my own taters. lol
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Just say she likes it up the ass too much

I've told friends that have asked we're still practicing for the big game.
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Old 11-26-2014, 12:55 PM   #52
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You guys should do what I did when my MIL asked when she was going to be a Grandma at Thanksgiving two months after we were married. I stood up, unzipped my fly and told her daughter to get naked on the table. She didn't ask again.
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My wife's family does not make mashed potatoes. Until having thanksgiving with them I did not even know that was possible.
Its not. The either are undead or space aliens.
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Oh, here's a good one that my wife saved the day on regarding mashed potatoes.

Apparently my MIL was going down the list of items we were going to have for dinner and she planned on serving instant mashed potatoes. Their side of the family does this all the time, they think they taste just the same. And at a regular meal, nobody is going to complain, but not on a holiday folks. My wife flipped shit and told her that wasn't going to happen and she'd be bring an enormous pot of real mashed potatoes.

My wife was an instant potatoes sort of gal before she met me. When we first moved in together she tried to buy a box of that shit, and I told her they weren't an option.
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My family asked me to make Green bean casserole this year. They are most assuredly expecting the can of soup/canned grean beans variety. I'm ready to see the looks of shock and disappointment on their faces when I roll out a scratch version of that shit.

My wife was actually sort of bummed I wasn't doing the soggy, soupy version and I just told her that I didn't like that stuff and if I'm going to make a dish for an important meal I'm going to put a little effort into it.
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Oh, here's a good one that my wife saved the day on regarding mashed potatoes.

Apparently my MIL was going down the list of items we were going to have for dinner and she planned on serving instant mashed potatoes. Their side of the family does this all the time, they think they taste just the same. And at a regular meal, nobody is going to complain, but not on a holiday folks. My wife flipped shit and told her that wasn't going to happen and she'd be bring an enormous pot of real mashed potatoes.

My wife was an instant potatoes sort of gal before she met me. When we first moved in together she tried to buy a box of that shit, and I told her they weren't an option.

Old MIL trick to make you make the potatoes.

Hook, line, sinker.
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My family asked me to make Green bean casserole this year. They are most assuredly expecting the can of soup/canned grean beans variety. I'm ready to see the looks of shock and disappointment on their faces when I roll out a scratch version of that shit.

My wife was actually sort of bummed I wasn't doing the soggy, soupy version and I just told her that I didn't like that stuff and if I'm going to make a dish for an important meal I'm going to put a little effort into it.
"What do you think about the green bean casserole?"

"It's got a little Wang to it."
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Old MIL trick to make you make the potatoes.

Hook, line, sinker.
I wish that was the case; but that's really what my wife grew up eating. I don't get it, mostly because we had a garden, cellar and way too many potatoes growing up. I don't think anyone ever made me instant potatoes in my life before I met her family.

Just serve a nice dinner of Carl Buddig turkey slices, instant mashed potatoes, canned green beans and canned cranberry sauce while you're at it.
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