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Old 11-14-2014, 12:41 PM  
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Please help me understand.
I was grabbing lunch, and I overhear a man behind me say, "That's when the possum showed up and we became friends."

I thought it was a punchline of a joke I missed, but no one laughed.
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Old 11-14-2014, 01:50 PM   #46
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Hunting Turkey all camo'ed up sitting against a tree. Possum wander's in unaware the man is there and they become buddies. Only problem is a possum wandering in daylight is probably rabid.
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Old 11-14-2014, 01:52 PM   #47
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I realize I have no context. For some "color" on the scene, when I was able to look at the table where the line came from, the two gentlemen were wearing camouflage hats and boots. One was wearing flannel, the other wearing an Alabama "Roll Tide" shirt. I have reason to believe the man who became friends with the 'possum is named "Carl." They were both mid- to late-20s in age.
I'm thinking someone whiffed the whack and this was a botched hit....
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Old 11-14-2014, 02:01 PM   #48
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I realize I have no context. For some "color" on the scene, when I was able to look at the table where the line came from, the two gentlemen were wearing camouflage hats and boots. One was wearing flannel, the other wearing an Alabama "Roll Tide" shirt. I have reason to believe the man who became friends with the 'possum is named "Carl." They were both mid- to late-20s in age.
do you work at walmart?
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Old 11-14-2014, 02:17 PM   #49
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Maybe he noticed you eves dropping and decided to throwout an insanely ridiculous comment to disturb you for rest of your life?
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Old 11-14-2014, 02:21 PM   #50
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I'm definitely using it. Even if it's today - if the opportunity presents itself - I'm dropping that one.
I'm absolutely adding the line into my vernacular.

My standard whenever I don't understand something is "220. 221. Whatever it takes."

Now I have something to keep it fresh.
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Old 11-14-2014, 02:38 PM   #51
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Maybe he noticed you eves dropping and decided to throwout an insanely ridiculous comment to disturb you for rest of your life?
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Old 11-14-2014, 02:52 PM   #53
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Old 11-14-2014, 02:59 PM   #54
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I think I got this. Remember the guy who banged the Ladyboy? I think you just had a close encounter with him.

"That's when the possum showed up and we became friends."

Obviously he is speaking to his buds about the moment he discovered the big surprise.
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Old 11-14-2014, 03:02 PM   #55
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I think I got this. Remember the guy who banged the Ladyboy? I think you just had a close encounter with him.

"That's when the possum showed up and we became friends."

Obviously he is speaking to his buds about the moment he discovered the big surprise.
Ah, Jim Jones. Whatever happened to that guy?
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George Jones' nickname was 'possum also No-show Jones but that's not relevant here.
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Ah, Jim Jones. Whatever happened to that guy?
I think moulted into someone new from embarrassment.
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Old 11-14-2014, 04:10 PM   #58
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The jungle cat killed a possum this summer. Left it on the hood of my car. It was ****ing disgusting. But awesome at the same time.
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I realize I have no context. For some "color" on the scene, when I was able to look at the table where the line came from, the two gentlemen were wearing camouflage hats and boots. One was wearing flannel, the other wearing an Alabama "Roll Tide" shirt. I have reason to believe the man who became friends with the 'possum is named "Carl." They were both mid- to late-20s in age.
That's im-possum-bull, CORAL!!!

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