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View Poll Results: What is the Worst Kind of Shit?
Explosive, foaming diarrhea 25 25.77%
Tarry earthworm craps 7 7.22%
Creamy peanut butter poops 20 20.62%
Asshole stretching bowling ball shits 20 20.62%
Premature breakers 7 7.22%
Incomplete evacuation 14 14.43%
False alarm dumps. All farts, no dirt. 4 4.12%
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Old 03-19-2014, 09:19 PM  
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What is the Worst Kind of Shit?
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Old 03-20-2014, 05:55 AM   #46
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Old 03-20-2014, 06:19 AM   #47
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While we're on the subject, I had a small bout of what I'm guessing was diarrhea a couple months ago.

I'd get this legitimate heat wave feeling in my intestines followed immediately by an intense urge to shit what usually ended up being a liquid-y almond butter looking concoction.

Luckily I only dealt with that for a couple days but that fiery feeling in the gut was unmistakeable. That's the nearest I've gotten to a burning sensation going number 2 though.

My stomach must be a ****ing battle tested warrior because my pooping habits or what have you don't change much at all depending on what I eat.
Stop eating pizza flavored Combos.
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Old 03-20-2014, 06:50 AM   #48
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Old 03-20-2014, 06:57 AM   #49
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Old 03-20-2014, 06:57 AM   #50
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Old 03-20-2014, 07:00 AM   #51
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I'm going in now.
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Old 03-20-2014, 07:06 AM   #52
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It wasn't a proud moment - there was no consistency - I felt the crushed red pepper from my dinner last night - I DO feel better - but it came w/ a cost of burning anus -
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Old 03-20-2014, 07:07 AM   #53
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I've got the beer shits this morning. Not really identifiable per say, just a sudden burst that basically encompasses all of the above in one swoop.
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Old 03-20-2014, 07:12 AM   #54
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Old 03-20-2014, 07:12 AM   #55
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It wasn't a proud moment - there was no consistency - I felt the crushed red pepper from my dinner last night - I DO feel better - but it came w/ a cost of burning anus -
I hate the ones that hurt like it came out sideways
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Old 03-20-2014, 07:15 AM   #56
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The worst kind is when your wife keeps trying to talk to you through the door and won't let you dump in peace.
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For me, though, the worst is dropping a load outdoors...like at a camp out, or a field party. Doesn't matter the consistency, you're gonna have a bad time. Our bodies have forgotten the poo-in-nature instinct.

I once took a shit under an overpass on the highway whilst on a road trip. It might have been the most stressful, traumatic experience of my life.
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Old 03-20-2014, 07:19 AM   #58
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Old 03-20-2014, 07:22 AM   #60
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