There are still some good people left in this world

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Dick Bull

This is why I have insurance, so I don't have to fellate the Dongers of the world.

That's a really good concept for a commercial.

[J Diddy]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

That's a really good concept for a commercial.

In just 15 minutes you could save yourself from the performance of oral compensation.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Dick Bull

In just 15 minutes you could save yourself from the performance of oral compensation.

I like the concept. Maybe I can sell it.

Shot pans out from a slightly dented fender in a manly car, like a Jeep of some sort, past a chick car that obviously backed into it. Perhaps a Miata.

As the camera pans out, an attractive woman's face enters the screen in a very tight closeup.

Woman: I thought I'd be okay without insurance.

Woman leans forward so that only the back half of her head shows. Her head bobs a few times. She leans back again.


Woman: But then I backed into a guy's car in the parking lot.

Woman leans forward so that only the back half of her head shows. Her head bobs a few times. She leans back again.


We negotiated a way to avoid me having to pay, but it's not fun.

Woman leans forward so that only the back half of her head shows. Her head bobs a few times. She leans back again and wipes her mouth, looking kind of disgusted.


Narrator: Car insurance. It's not just for financial protection. It's also for protection against having to provide oral sex in a drug store parking lot.

[J Diddy]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I like the concept. Maybe I can sell it.

Shot pans out from a slightly dented fender in a manly car, like a Jeep of some sort, past a chick car that obviously backed into it. Perhaps a Miata.

As the camera pans out, an attractive woman's face enters the screen in a very tight closeup.

Woman: I thought I'd be okay without insurance.

Woman leans forward so that only the back half of her head shows. Her head bobs a few times. She leans back again.


Woman: But then I backed into a guy's car in the parking lot.

Woman leans forward so that only the back half of her head shows. Her head bobs a few times. She leans back again.


We negotiated a way to avoid me having to pay, but it's not fun.

Woman leans forward so that only the back half of her head shows. Her head bobs a few times. She leans back again and wipes her mouth, looking kind of disgusted.


Narrator: Car insurance. It's not just for financial protection. It's also for protection against having to provide oral sex in a drug store parking lot.

[J Diddy]

Be honest cabletech. How's your karaoke?

[cabletech94]

Originally Posted by Dick Bull

Be honest cabletech. How's your karaoke?

i've been known to. but it's usually just to alan jackson. and i haven't for about 8 years. and my voice has changed (finally hit puberty last year).

let's face it, i'm probably turrrrible.

[J Diddy]

Originally Posted by cabletech94

i've been known to. but it's usually just to alan jackson. and i haven't for about 8 years. and my voice has changed (finally hit puberty last year).

let's face it, i'm probably turrrrible.

I doubt it. All you cableguys can rock the jukebox.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

When I was in high school, I had a friend over who was parked in the street and my neighbor backed into him. She came over, bitched about how he should be more careful where he parks, and when they eventually settled on a cash amount, she insisted that he use the money to fix his car and not anyway else.

Total ****. Terrible people in this world

[kepp]

Originally Posted by Rudy lost the toss

When I was in high school, I had a friend over who was parked in the street and my neighbor backed into him. She came over, bitched about how he should be more careful where he parks, and when they eventually settled on a cash amount, she insisted that he use the money to fix his car and not anyway else.

Total ****. Terrible people in this world

That's the moment when I would have called my insurance company.

[BlackHelicopters]

Allah Akbar

[saphojunkie]

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop

Allah Akbar

[J Diddy]

I wouldn't spend 40-50 grand on a car if I was a millionaire. That's an ungodly waste of money.

[DTLB58]

Originally Posted by Dick Bull

I wouldn't spend 40-50 grand on a car if I was a millionaire. That's an ungodly waste of money.

Yep. Lamar Hunt drove a Ford Fiesta. He thought spending money on cars was a huge waste of money, a sentiment many millionaires agree on.

The difference between the middle class and the upper class, car payments. Don't have them.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by DTLB58

Yep. Lamar Hunt drove a Ford Fiesta. He thought spending money on cars was a huge waste of money, a sentiment many millionaires agree on.

The difference between the middle class and the upper class, car payments. Don't have them.

Cars are expensive enough with the maintenance, etc. already.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by DTLB58

Yep. Lamar Hunt drove a Ford Fiesta. He thought spending money on cars was a huge waste of money, a sentiment many millionaires agree on.

The difference between the middle class and the upper class, car payments. Don't have them.

A ford fiesta? Really?