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This looks amazing. Can't wait.
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12-02-2013, 04:25 PM | #47 |
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12-02-2013, 04:43 PM | #48 |
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This just looks goofy. You can easily imagine how it went when they were pitching the idea for the movie.
"We're going to take the story of Noah, OK, and like add some killer Braveheart-esque battle scenes, maybe a magic flaming sword, and then there's going to be a giant meteor shower destroying stuff like Kabloom!, and then all this water will shoot up like KAWhooooosh up into the air, and then there's a final battle with these other guys and all these animals and shit! And Russel Crowe!" "Wait... that's not the story of Noah. But we love it!"
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07-08-2014, 08:40 AM | #50 |
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Watched this last night...wasn't near as good as I hoped. Pretty horrible actually.
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Once I did that, I was far more entertained. There were so many missing parts at first that left me like wtf just happened. But seriously, it was a pretty damn good movie, and Emma Watson. That is all.
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08-11-2014, 04:33 PM | #52 |
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I don't know how anyone thought this was a good movie. Seriously the entire thing preached to not being a meat eater. It was a complete joke. They were basically comparing eating of humans to eating of animals. WTF???
It shouldn't have been called Noah, it should have just been called PETA.
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Old bump. This movie is on TV right now, and I'd never actually watched it. Looked like a good cast. Found this old thread about it.
Man, what a goofy mess this movie is. WTF? So awful.....
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