Football Post-loss fallout from the Orange Mane - Page 4

Hammock Parties · 08-14-2009, 11:46 PM

I'm so excited to post this thread for the first time in 2009! I think this will be a wonderful year for this thread!!! OH THE POSSIBILITIES!

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Originally Posted by TwinCitiesBronco

Get em all out of your system in preseason buddy.

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Originally Posted by UberBroncoMan

At least it hasn't been 4 INT's.

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Originally Posted by TheReverend

"I want to upgrade my prediction to 13-3. Orton looks like Tom Brady"

Meanwhile, I want to downgrade my 3-13 prediction to 2-14.

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Originally Posted by atomicbloke

Cutler sucks, because makes too many mistakes and throws too many INTs. Especially red zone INTs.

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Originally Posted by RaiderH8r

He was tossing whiffle balls out there. Christ, if the receiver wasn't wide open Aborton couldn't make a play happen with his feet or his arm. All of this was against milquetoast bread and butter base defense.

Jesus Christ when teams gameplan ABorton and account for the fact he can't throw more than 15 yards downfield our offense is going to be f'd like a stray dog in Chinatown. But yeah, it sure is nice to have a pro bowl QB with a once in a generation shoulder cannon off our club because he pouted.

Aborton was painful. He was exactly what was to be expected and I'm going to go throw up now.

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Originally Posted by RaiderH8r

Aborton has a rubber arm, a slow releast, and a dimwitted aspect about him. I'm not sure I'd trust him to bag my f'ing groceries properly.

Is Jake still available? Maybe he'd like to come play and stick it in Shanny's craw?

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Originally Posted by DBroncos4life

I hope the ground jumps in front of our QBs throws.

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Originally Posted by RTribbey

We now have a bunch of back up QB's on our roster and 1 of them will "start".

We're ****ed.

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Originally Posted by colonelbeef

I voted for Hackney, that way the Broncos win 1 game instead of 2 and McDaniels is gone in 3 years instead of 4

Note: he is referrnig to Darrell Hackney, Denver's 3rd string/4th string QB.

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Originally Posted by Orange_Beard

This is going to look much like the Brode Croyle V Dambman Huard.

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Originally Posted by elsid13

somewhere chef fans are laughing at us.

RIGHT HERE!

More to come.

DBOSHO · 08-23-2009, 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy

I wonder if we can trade him for brandon marshall.

the broncos have already looked like reeruns, but if they trade away their franchise qb for a bad one, THEN trade away a star reciever for thigpen?! im praying they are that stupid. pat bowlen runs his nfl team like a kid with down syndrome runs a fantasy football team .

teedubya · 08-23-2009, 02:03 AM

The Chicago Bears and JAY CUTLER visit Denver next week? OHHHHh shit. That will be epic.

Saccopoo · 08-23-2009, 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs

The Chicago Bears and JAY CUTLER visit Denver next week? OHHHHh shit. That will be epic.

I'd expect something like 3 1/2 quarters out of Cutler. The Bears run twice until Cutler leaves the game, with something like 634 yards, 13 TD's or more. The Bears defense, knowing the skill, savvy and cunning of Orton, force a three and out 27 out of 28 times (the one fluke being a blown ref call giving the Doncs their lone first down of the game).

DBOSHO · 08-23-2009, 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Saccogoo

I'd expect something like 3 1/2 quarters out of Cutler. The Bears run twice until Cutler leaves the game, with something like 634 yards, 13 TD's or more. The Bears defense, knowing the skill, savvy and cunning of Orton, force a three and out 27 out of 28 times (the one fluke being a blown ref call giving the Doncs their lone first down of the game).

urlacher hits orton so hard, he and chris simms, who is on the sidelines, suffer career ending injuries, making the broncos call upon their savior, BRODIE

Saccopoo · 08-23-2009, 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by DBOSHO

urlacher hits orton so hard, he and chris simms, who is on the sidelines, suffer career ending injuries, making the broncos call upon their savior, BRODIE

Sorry, but the Doncs have no player on their roster that is worth Croyle. Bailey five years ago, when Matt McConaughey was playing naked bongos in front of a Champ poster - sure. But not now. He's Gonzalez at this point, with one, two years of effective football left. Flowers and Carr are better than him at this point.

Quarterbacks, quality quarterbacks are rare. Croyle was our starter last season. Albeit, Herm's starter, but a starter nonetheless. You don't give that up for anything that is currently on Denver's roster. Including Bailey and Marshall.

Kerberos · 08-23-2009, 08:32 AM

.... Denver fans better hope Mcdumbass can work some magic and make some really good chicken salad out of this pile of Aborton Chickenshit.

Personally ..... I don't think McDumbass can even cook so we'll see.

Mile High Mania · 08-23-2009, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Saccogoo

Sorry, but the Doncs have no player on their roster that is worth Croyle. Bailey five years ago, when Matt McConaughey was playing naked bongos in front of a Champ poster - sure. But not now. He's Gonzalez at this point, with one, two years of effective football left. Flowers and Carr are better than him at this point.

Quarterbacks, quality quarterbacks are rare. Croyle was our starter last season. Albeit, Herm's starter, but a starter nonetheless. You don't give that up for anything that is currently on Denver's roster. Including Bailey and Marshall.

kstater · 08-23-2009, 08:34 AM

They're comparing Cutler's rookie preseason stats to Orton's current preseason stats. Because Orton's a rookie you know.

kstater · 08-23-2009, 08:36 AM

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The guy can't get over a 60% completion percentage throwing SCREENS!! give me a break

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Quesadilla Joe · 08-23-2009, 08:54 AM

The Orange Mane is trash.

Hammock Parties · 08-23-2009, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by KnowMo2724

The Orange Mane is trash.

Actually...

kstater · 08-23-2009, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by KnowMo2724

The Orange Mane is trash.

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They're all a bunch of Homers aren't they.

Quesadilla Joe · 08-23-2009, 09:02 AM

No there are like 10 posters who just won't shut the hell up and invade every thread with their negative BS.

**Reaper16** · 08-23-2009, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by KnowMo2724

No there are like 10 posters who just won't shut the hell up and invade every thread with their negative BS.

True Fans: now available in Orange & Blue!

**DeezNutz** · 08-23-2009, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by KnowMo2724

No there are like 10 posters who just won't shut the hell up and invade every thread with their negative BS.

Everything is fine. The team looks great!

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