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Old 07-06-2007, 08:24 PM  
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Young Girl has Intestines Forcibly Removed in Pool Accident

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MINNEAPOLIS — A six-year-old girl has been hospitalized after a horrifying accident at a swimming pool, when she sat on an open drain and a powerful suction pump tore out part of her intestinal tract. A surgeon told the family Wednesday that part of her intestines had been lost.

Uhh, #1 Ouch. #2, how the **** is this physically possible?
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Old 07-07-2007, 06:34 PM   #46
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There are also supposed to a MINIMUM of two drains so that if one becomes plugged this won't happen.
Just As I explained it too my wife once we got serious.
When one holes plugged theres another ready in case of emergency!


As far as the girl.. shes in high spirits from the interview I saw..shes strong..sad story though to be sure.
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Old 04-11-2012, 01:03 PM   #47
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Old 04-11-2012, 01:40 PM   #48
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Old 04-11-2012, 01:46 PM   #49
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Old 04-11-2012, 01:50 PM   #50
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Old 04-11-2012, 01:50 PM   #52
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Horrible news stories with 6 year olds is the new "watch this person die thread".

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Old 04-11-2012, 01:53 PM   #53
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Old 04-11-2012, 01:53 PM   #54
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Old 04-11-2012, 03:03 PM   #57
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6-yr old girl + pool drain = righteous hate and indignation.

Ummm...okay.

Well its good to know that our moral compass around CP hasn't gone completely down the drain...
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Old 04-11-2012, 03:05 PM   #58
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Ummm...okay.

Well its good to know that our moral compass around CP hasn't gone completely down the drain...
I like the shift Donger has made from 2007 to now.
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well, not in this case. it was clogged.
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