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Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!
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It took you five years to come up with that line?
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That sucks ass
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04-11-2012, 01:50 PM | #50 |
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04-11-2012, 01:50 PM | #51 |
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I thought John Edwards had gotten her paid, banged another videographer, and covered it up.
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04-11-2012, 01:50 PM | #52 |
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Horrible news stories with 6 year olds is the new "watch this person die thread".
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04-11-2012, 01:53 PM | #53 |
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**** you for these thread titles. Seriously.
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04-11-2012, 01:53 PM | #54 |
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04-11-2012, 01:57 PM | #55 |
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What's with CP's fetish for eviscerated children?
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6-yr old boy + woodchipper = 200 posts of puns.
6-yr old girl + pool drain = righteous hate and indignation. Ummm...okay. Well its good to know that our moral compass around CP hasn't gone completely down the drain...
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I like the shift Donger has made from 2007 to now.
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