What's the fattest thing you or someone you know has done?

[Hammock Parties]

Let's hear about the most disgusting eating practices you have inflicted upon your disgusting bodies. Would also LOVE to hear stories about fat coworkers doing fat things or even just random strangers.

I love a good food freakshow, let's get this show ON THE ROAD.

Here are some disgusting fatbody stories:

I used to work with this broad who was twice my size. One time she was eating fried rice off a paper plate and when she got to the end, she rolled up the plate, put it in her mouth, and tapped on the end to get the last few grains into her mouth.

At my previous job my coworker had little kid taste buds. All his lunches consisted of poor people little kid lunches. The worse was those pack of hot dogs that cost $.88 for the whole pack. He would microwave them and mix ketchup and mustard together as a dipping sauce. He would meticulously cut the hotdogs in bite sized pieces. Then proceed to eat them in a very excited way like it was the best tasting piece of food he's ever had.

He would always look so excited when it was time for lunch. He would bust out his lunchables and frozen chicken nuggets or those premade peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. He really thought he was eating like a king. "hey guys look what my wife made me last night"with a grin from ear to ear. Mac and cheese with little smokies.

A thermos of hotdogs. Would eat them like pretzels

One time his lunch was an entire pie. Eaten with a fork

I saw one microwave some butter in a dish to melt it then dipped their donut in it bite by bite

One guy eats two sandwiches stacked on top of each other.

[Hammock Parties]

Oh man, I remember if I was having ice cream, that meant at LEAST 4 scoops. The bowl needed to full like it was a bowl of soup.

[cdcox]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

You guys all beat me, but I'll admit that any time I buy a Marie Callender's Lemon Meringue Pie, the only reason I stop eating once I open it up is shame. I can sometimes stretch it out to three servings, but usually not.

Half a pie is only 1000 calories. That is only like one piece of Cheesecake at Cheesecake factory.

[Strongside]

Actually, now that I've had some more time to think about this...I can describe my fattest experience(s) using only 2 words.

Golden Corral.

[booger]

http://youtu.be/Dinpytifprs

Maury I has sex for bacon cheeseburgers

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by cdcox

I used to routinely eat 3 Bacon and Tomato sandwiches (with mayo) for dinner. I haven't had a single one this year. Sniff.

When I was a teenager, a bowl of ice cream could mean a quart.

At the Cheesecake Factory, an order of Chicken Bellagio and cheese cake for dessert could easily pop 3000 calories.

That's all I got.

Just eating dinner at the Cheesecake Factory probably gets you into the quarterfinals of this contest. I think you hit 1,000 calories just with the water.

[AustinChief]

I sued to order the Supersized McDonald double quarter pounder meal and a cheeseburger on the the side for lunch... 5 days a week. That's a 2000+ calorie meal. I was pulling in between 6000-8000 calories a day back then.

[Gonzo]

Back when I was a security guard I worked with this Canadian guy. He was at least 6'3 and about 350.
He had a huge ****ing head and his mouth was the size of a baseball.

Anywho, whenever we'd order pizza for the crew, he'd take three pieces, stack them and eat them in about four or five bites. I saw this dude eat four BK whoppers in about five minutes.
I've never seen anything like it.
Whenever one of the guards would have a bday and we'd get a cake, he'd eat three or four pieces. One time we ordered a second small cake just for him so someone wouldn't go all "office space."

[millz]

I used to get 2 combos from A&W.

2 large fries, a papa burger with all the trimmings, 6 chicken strips, a gravy.

It's not that fat but I would eat it quick sober like nothing than get stoned, and eat more shit (doritos, beef jerky, sodas, candy)

[millz]

Originally Posted by Buehler445

My niece and nephew slather pizza in ranch. It makes me want to puke.

In fact they're the ones I grilled up a kickass ribeye steak for and then they promptly dipped it in ranch. Their lives nearly ended that day.

like caesar ranch? cause that's disgusting, I could only eat it with peppercorn ranch if I tried but I don't.

dunno about in the US but here in Canada, it's almost forbidden to eat pizza plain. There is so many variety of dipping sauces for our pizza that ranges from creamy roasted garlic dip to cheddar jalepeno to bbq, ranch, the list goes on.

haven't noticed much of that in the states, I know papa johns does some garlic butter thing but this is entirely different. it's like the dipping sauces you'd get from a mcdonalds or BK.

our little caesars carry a lot of flavors of dips here, does yours?

[Mav]

When I was 18 I worked at Wal-Mart, guy named doug was 300 + with that hole in his throat. He could only wear stretch pants but every single day while smelling like absolute piss and shit he would down an entire box of little debbies.

[Cannibal]

On my Saturday night dyink nights I used to drink a 12 pack of beer then at the end of the night my wife would stop by Mickey D's for me and I'd get two of the big sandwiches and super sized fry.

[loochy]

Originally Posted by Silock

I just ate one and a half Hy Vee pizzas and had half a gallon of ice cream earlier today. And 8 bowls of cereal.

Yeah but you are all active and muscley. It will have minimal impact .

[loochy]

Whenever I get chicken strips I drink the leftover gravy from the little foam cup. :shrug :

[Reaper16]

When I was like 10 or 11 or something I ate 76 wings at a Ponderosa Steakhouse buffet.

[John Dope]

When I was about 18-21 we would get stoned as hell and go to my friend's grand parents house late at night. His grandfather was really grumpy and looked like Wilford Brimley. They had really cheap Budding brand sliced Turkey. We would steal the turkey, a loaf of bread and a bottle of cheap BBQ sauce and dip the turkey and bread in it. We would eat like a whole pack of turkey each. We did this at least 4-5 times.