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Old 07-09-2015, 08:17 AM  
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I dont know if anyone recalls, Ive mentioned this before a couple times but a close friend has a son that has Ewing Sarcoma which is a fairly rare form of bone cancer. He's had it since he was 9 and is 15 now, soon to be 16. In the last few months it has become extremely aggressive and he was put on hospice a couple weeks ago. His doctor doesn't think he'll make it until the end of the summer, as there are many new tumors and one behind his eye that is growing so fast you can actually see his eyeball starting to protrude.

Ive done everything I can to help this kid to keep him comfortable and as happy as possible the last couple months. When asked what he wants, lately his answer is always the same: to get laid. He doesn't want to die a virgin. Honestly I dont even know if he could do anything sexual but that's all he talks about now to anyone that will listen. He's even telling his doctor and hospice nurses. They all laugh and that makes him even more angry. Ive tried to explain to him that its likely not going to happen but its not getting through.

If he could handle the trip I'd take him to Nevada and find a legal brothel but he's not well enough to travel. Any suggestions?
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Old 07-09-2015, 11:24 AM   #46
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I seriously, seriously, doubt that a hooker is concerned with committing a sex crime...
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I do, though, get the irony of a sex worker being skiddish about ****ing a 15 year old.
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Old 07-09-2015, 11:51 AM   #47
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Old 07-09-2015, 12:16 PM   #48
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I dont know if anyone recalls, Ive mentioned this before a couple times but a close friend has a son that has Ewing Sarcoma which is a fairly rare form of bone cancer. He's had it since he was 9 and is 15 now, soon to be 16. In the last few months it has become extremely aggressive and he was put on hospice a couple weeks ago. His doctor doesn't think he'll make it until the end of the summer, as there are many new tumors and one behind his eye that is growing so fast you can actually see his eyeball starting to protrude.

Ive done everything I can to help this kid to keep him comfortable and as happy as possible the last couple months. When asked what he wants, lately his answer is always the same: to get laid. He doesn't want to die a virgin. Honestly I dont even know if he could do anything sexual but that's all he talks about now to anyone that will listen. He's even telling his doctor and hospice nurses. They all laugh and that makes him even more angry. Ive tried to explain to him that its likely not going to happen but its not getting through.

If he could handle the trip I'd take him to Nevada and find a legal brothel but he's not well enough to travel. Any suggestions?
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Old 07-09-2015, 01:39 PM   #49
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Old 07-09-2015, 02:06 PM   #50
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Old 07-09-2015, 02:07 PM   #51
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Old 07-09-2015, 02:24 PM   #52
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What a ****ed up situation. That said, I'd tell my wife so if I got popped on a sting she'd know why and then make it happen. Can anyone blame the kid?
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Old 07-09-2015, 02:42 PM   #53
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this is obviously an MTG thread so I don't know why I'm bothering but, based on the common drugs used to treat Ewing it's unlikely he'd be able to perform anyway.
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Old 07-09-2015, 02:46 PM   #54
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Old 07-09-2015, 02:49 PM   #55
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His mother probably has a friend who would do it for a bottle of bones farm Apple wine. You know who she is, just go spend $2.99 and tell her what's up about the time she gets to the bottom of the labke.

Time to call someone on that "call me if you need anything at all"
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What a ****ed up situation. That said, I'd tell my wife so if I got popped on a sting she'd know why and then make it happen. Can anyone blame the kid?
Don't blame the kid at all. I'd NEVER advocate a hooker otherwise.

It's real easy and safe to hire strippers to come over. One of them will fulfill his dream, for some extra bills.
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Old 07-09-2015, 05:33 PM   #60
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I don't think his wish of getting laid is very probable at this point, from what you've described(his condition and age). Maybe you can get a fair compromise and have some girl kiss him?
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