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Old 04-11-2016, 07:15 PM  
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I am moving to the suburbs. What do I need to know?
So my wife and I are urban yuppies and have lived in some sort of urban core / downtown for over 10 years now. We have just purchased a very nice home in Lenexa, KS and are leaving our loft in the River Market for a bigger yard (or just a yard, period), more square footage, and more rare police sirens and gunshots. We are anticipating children in the next few years, which is the main reason for our move.

What do I need to know? How do I make my grass look good? What do I need to do to my wardrobe so that I fit in with all of the other dads? What is the best lawnmower? What's the best brand of pool table? What do I do when I've had too much to drink and can't drive home? What time do I need to stop being loud on my deck and go to bed? Where can I get a legit beard trim and haircut by a real barber? Where is the best place to get a latte? How do I handle my road rage during a long commute?

Thanks in advance, old white dudes.
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Old 04-11-2016, 07:54 PM   #46
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Old 04-11-2016, 07:55 PM   #47
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We're revamping our back porch area (fire pit, some other bullshit that the wife wanted to do) but I got to buy a new grill and am putting a tv mount out there.

So that's cool
Oh yeah good point. You will need both a grill and a smoker. Backyard living is fun.
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Old 04-11-2016, 07:56 PM   #48
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Everyone else is probably all mature or so you think.

This last halloween I was left on house duty while the wife and in laws took the boys out trick or treeting. My neighbor, who was in the same predicament came over and we teemed up with the 65 year old retired neighbor across the road to fill an old purse up with dog shit and lay on the sidewalk and watch people get all pumped only to pick it up
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Old 04-11-2016, 07:57 PM   #49
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Apparently, dudes can now go to baby showers, so Lenexa might not be so bad.
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Old 04-11-2016, 07:57 PM   #50
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Oh yeah good point. You will need both a grill and a smoker. Backyard living is fun.
Yep.

I love it
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Old 04-11-2016, 07:57 PM   #51
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Oh yeah good point. You will need both a grill and a smoker. Backyard living is fun.
Yeah it is until the douchebag behind you buys not one, but two Border Collies. Now I have to wait until those useless one who sucks the peniss die before I can enjoy my back yard again.
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Old 04-11-2016, 07:58 PM   #52
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Old 04-11-2016, 07:59 PM   #53
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Yeah it is until the douchebag behind you buys not one, but two Border Collies. Now I have to wait until those useless one who sucks the peniss die before I can enjoy my back yard again.
You have to wait until your neighbors die? That's hardcore
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Old 04-11-2016, 08:10 PM   #54
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The thing I don't understand about Lenexa (and those 'burbs in general) is why aren't there fences around each yard?

I don't get it.
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Old 04-11-2016, 08:30 PM   #55
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The thing I don't understand about Lenexa (and those 'burbs in general) is why aren't there fences around each yard?

I don't get it.
I put in the first fence due to the pool, all the other neighbors tied into it. That's a new subdivision that didn't have them, older ones due.
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Old 04-11-2016, 08:41 PM   #58
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