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Old 01-23-2014, 09:52 PM  
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I am having a really, really shitty week. It has left me pretty shaken personally, and I'm not sure what my immediate or long-term future holds.

Because I've had such a bad pair of days (and the last eight months in general have really ****ed me up the ass), I need you guys to cheer me up.

Ask me anything. I promise you I will answer. (Unless I decide not to -- but I will really, really try not to do that.)

Everything's in bounds, with one exception: please don't ask me anything about why I've had a rough go of it, recently. Though I've already posted about one of the things that's happened, minor as it may be in the grand scheme of things.

I just need to be distracted with the alternatingly pleasant, weird, ball-busting, shit-shooting essense of ChiefsPlanet.

I started one of these threads a few years ago when things were pretty dark back then, and CP lifted my spirits. I once again am facing some pretty dark times. So let's make this one less direct and as assinine as we usually are.
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:35 PM   #46
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GoChiefs, Mr. Kotter, Simply Red and Hootie are locked in a steel room. No windows. Room is 25 x 25 feet. They are stripped of all of their clothes and belongings. The only objects in the entire room are a 3 foot long lead pipe, a butter knife, and a pair of standard size fingernail clippers. The door will not be unlocked until three of the four people are dead. Who wins?
I think this is pretty simple, actually.

GoChiefs greatest weapons are his man boobs.
Kotter's is his homophobia -- never underestimate that in battle.
Hootie's is his homophilia.
And Simply Red's is the power of Kramer hair.

I think Kotter and Hootie neutralize each other.

Clay and SR will have to fight it out -- which will be like Spock fighting Kirk in that one episode.

I think they'd go to a standstill, as neither would want to kill the other.

So then, the question is: who is selfless enough to lay down his life for someone else?

I'm not sure SR is, but I know for a fact that Clay isn't. So I say Clay wins as SR forfeits his life to die with some semblence of dignity.
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:36 PM   #47
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:37 PM   #48
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Wait...aren't you an Asian chick? You're supposed to know everything there is to know about all things pedicure. Don't waste your question on something you already know. Ask him about how to drive or something...
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:37 PM   #49
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Wrong.

You would start with Cam Newton, and you would use Richard Sherman as a WR/CB.

Not bad, though. Also...glad you're not dead.
For me, it was down to Cam, Luck, and Kaep.

I want to hide my QB from contact as much as possible. FS or CB is clearly the place to do that.

None of these guys are CB material.

And I trust Kaep out in space more than either of these guys.

As for Sherman... I will sacrifice an elite CB/bad WR for a really good WR/pretty good CB in Edelman.
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:37 PM   #50
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True. I guess it's easier to learn to catch than it is to learn the nuances of a good rush.
I would rather have a CB trying to play WR than a WR trying to play CB every time.
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:38 PM   #51
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Wait...aren't you an Asian chick? You're supposed to know everything there is to know about all things pedicure. Don't waste your question on something you already know. Ask him about how to drive or something...
I'm not Vietnamese.
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:38 PM   #52
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:40 PM   #53
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:40 PM   #54
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As of right now pick a starting qb for your team. Matt Cassel or Len Dawson
Uh, right now?

Cassel going away.
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:41 PM   #55
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You prefer unpainted toenails? It takes all kinds, I guess.
I just hate painted nails.

The only thing I hate more than painted nails are acrylic nails.

I think they are disgusting.
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:41 PM   #56
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Is it a total deal breaker or can the right chick get away with it?
The right chick can. But you aren't the right chick.

Call it a hunch.
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:42 PM   #57
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:42 PM   #58
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The right chick can. But you aren't the right chick.

Call it a hunch.
The right chick can get away with anything.
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:42 PM   #60
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I would rather have a CB trying to play WR than a WR trying to play CB every time.
So Sherman, Peterson and who? Revis?
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