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Rhino Gores Tourist 5 Seconds After Photo - Stupid Is As Stupid Does
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This falls into the "what the hell were you thinking" category. "Chantal Beyer and her husband Sven Fouche, left, pose for a photograph with rhinos at the Aloe Ridge Nature Reserve near Johannesburg South Africa last weekend. Just after the photo was taken, the closest rhino attacked Beyer and its horn penetrated Beyer's chest from behind, resulting in a collapsed lung and broken ribs." http://bigstory.ap.org/article/stand...ts-grave-wound http://www.weather.com/travel/rhino-...woman-20130117 Stupid is as stupid does. Last edited by houstonwhodat; 01-18-2013 at 11:24 AM.. |
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That was an awfully patient bison...
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01-18-2013, 03:05 PM | #48 |
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Good thing that Rhino didn't have an assault rifle.
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Um........they do that.
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It makes it easier to find the bodies.
That, and Yellowstone has some occasional places where you take a step and the ground collapses and melts your foot with superheated steam. The end of that video is interesting with the adult grinning after his kid was about to trampled beneath a one-ton wild animal. Yeah, pretty funny.
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01-18-2013, 03:21 PM | #52 |
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....and the victim was rushed off to the hospital for emergency rhinoplasty surgery!!
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In the long term, a few broken ribs is a small price to pay for a lifetime of telling "I was gored by a rhino" stories at parties.
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Them rhinos got 'em some nice sets o' ribs I wished were smokin' hot on my grill right about now.
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Yes it was. When they get pissed they start throwing dirt with their legs and head along with their tail sticking out, or up. The thing gave a lot of signs before it took after Jr. The kid got lucky.
Here's one teaching a dude how to fly. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNvTHOrTf_Y
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I guess I just don't get the Aussies...
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