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I like the concept. Maybe I can sell it. Shot pans out from a slightly dented fender in a manly car, like a Jeep of some sort, past a chick car that obviously backed into it. Perhaps a Miata. As the camera pans out, an attractive woman's face enters the screen in a very tight closeup. Woman: I thought I'd be okay without insurance. Woman leans forward so that only the back half of her head shows. Her head bobs a few times. She leans back again. Woman: But then I backed into a guy's car in the parking lot. Woman leans forward so that only the back half of her head shows. Her head bobs a few times. She leans back again. We negotiated a way to avoid me having to pay, but it's not fun. Woman leans forward so that only the back half of her head shows. Her head bobs a few times. She leans back again and wipes her mouth, looking kind of disgusted. Narrator: Car insurance. It's not just for financial protection. It's also for protection against having to provide oral sex in a drug store parking lot.
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02-21-2014, 01:30 PM | #47 | |
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02-21-2014, 01:58 PM | #48 | |
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02-21-2014, 02:12 PM | #49 | |
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02-21-2014, 02:21 PM | #50 |
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When I was in high school, I had a friend over who was parked in the street and my neighbor backed into him. She came over, bitched about how he should be more careful where he parks, and when they eventually settled on a cash amount, she insisted that he use the money to fix his car and not anyway else.
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I wouldn't spend 40-50 grand on a car if I was a millionaire. That's an ungodly waste of money.
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i've been known to. but it's usually just to alan jackson. and i haven't for about 8 years. and my voice has changed (finally hit puberty last year).
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Cars are expensive enough with the maintenance, etc. already.
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