Life NFT: What are the coolest or dumbest pet names you've heard of? - Page 4

**TinyEvel** · 08-16-2018, 11:25 PM

Just thinking about this for some reason.

When I was a kid our neighbors adopted a German Shepherd/Basset hound mix, it looked like a full size Shepherd with short legs. I used to tell them their dog was a lowrider.

His name: Robert.

WHO THE FOCK NAMES THEIR DOG A REAL HUMAN NAME?!?!?

Robert.

Here, Robert, ol' boy. C'mon Robert!

Like the dog is a lawyer or therapist or some chit.

also,
My cousin has a whippet named Devo. I think thats pretty damn cool.

ToxSocks · 08-17-2018, 10:37 AM

We'll see how CP takes to this one.....

I had a black cat named Kunta. My black room mate at the time named him that, so totally not racist.

We eventually got tired of calling him Kunta so we just started calling him ****er. We even made up a jingle for him.

Kunta the little ****er caaaat
nobody likes him because he's blaaack

My wife's sister found the name to be too offensive and vulgar, so when they'd come over they took liberty to rename my cat "Amigo".

**** that. He'll always be Kunta the ****er cat in my memory.

I eventually got a dog and named him D-Bowe, at which point Kunta left us for the gay neighbors next door.

ToxSocks · 08-17-2018, 10:40 AM

That was 10-15 years ago, back when people had a sense of humor about that sort of thing.

Graystoke · 08-17-2018, 10:42 AM

We have outside cats that we end up adopting because people abandon them near our property. If I have a cat I get them fixed no matter what.
One of my favorites was a kitten that we named Van Gogh. It only had one ear. Vet said she was born that way, no ear canal or anything. Great Cat, I miss her. She died last winter and I replaced her with Princess Meowgi

IowaHawkeyeChief · 08-17-2018, 10:42 AM

My wife and I rescued an English Pointer and his name was Turbo Boost... My wife changed his name to Derby.

**LoneWolf** · 08-17-2018, 10:54 AM

We have two male Yorkies named Max and Bentley. We call Max “Maxhole” because he is a ****ing asshole and Bentley is affectionately known as Wilt because he tries to **** every female dog he meets.

listopencil · 08-17-2018, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing

We'll see how CP takes to this one.....

I had a black cat named Kunta. My black room mate at the time named him that, so totally not racist.

We eventually got tired of calling him Kunta so we just started calling him ****er. We even made up a jingle for him.

Kunta the little ****er caaaat
nobody likes him because he's blaaack

My wife's sister found the name to be too offensive and vulgar, so when they'd come over they took liberty to rename my cat "Amigo".

**** that. He'll always be Kunta the ****er cat in my memory.

I eventually got a dog and named him D-Bowe, at which point Kunta left us for the gay neighbors next door.

My sister had to put her dog down and got a new little ankle biter replacement. I was there when she named it Toby. Every time she refers to it I yell, "HIS NAME IS KUNTA KINTE!" I wouldn't use the n word though.

**Bob Dole** · 08-17-2018, 11:07 AM

I had a cat once. I don’t remember why. His name was Dog Food.

ClevelandBronco · 08-17-2018, 11:50 AM

Family cat was named Alligator. It suited him.

BWillie · 08-17-2018, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Dole

I had a cat once. I don’t remember why. His name was Dog Food.

You are really cool.

ToxSocks · 08-17-2018, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BWillie

You are really cool.

I just now noticed your avatar is two cats ****ing

Nickhead · 08-17-2018, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLO

You met your wife in a chat room?

sure did yo!

/breaks quote

my brother and his wife's dogs name:

Dee
Oh
Gee

an old g/f of mine had a cat named:

clitty

KCUnited · 08-17-2018, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing

We'll see how CP takes to this one.....

I had a black cat named Kunta. My black room mate at the time named him that, so totally not racist.

We eventually got tired of calling him Kunta so we just started calling him ****er. We even made up a jingle for him.

Kunta the little ****er caaaat
nobody likes him because he's blaaack

My wife's sister found the name to be too offensive and vulgar, so when they'd come over they took liberty to rename my cat "Amigo".

**** that. He'll always be Kunta the ****er cat in my memory.

I eventually got a dog and named him D-Bowe, at which point Kunta left us for the gay neighbors next door.

My wife's family had a black cat named Kunta Kitte when she was growing up. Had to be early 80's.

patteeu · 08-17-2018, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLO

You met your wife in a chat room?

The last dog my family added is a tiny (5lb) chihuahua mix. I was against getting another dog so my wife and daughters said they'd let me name the dog if I agreed to adopt it. When I tried to name it TLO after you*** they suddenly informed me that our agreement included an option on their part to veto my name.

The dog is a girl so I suggested we call it T-LO (like Jennifer Lopez' J-LO) to make it more girly, but it was still a no go.

They just decided to ignore the agreement and named it Sophie.

__________

*** Really it was for the starcraft player, TLO... short for The Little One for the majority who don't know what I'm talking about

**gblowfish** · 08-17-2018, 02:56 PM

My friend Mr. Doggity has an orange tabby tom cat named Willie who lost an eye in a cat fight. So now he's "One Eyed Willie." Truth.

stumppy · 08-17-2018, 03:15 PM

I named mine 'The Incredible Heat Seeking Moisture Missile'.

Oh, you mean animals.

08-16-2018, 11:25 PM
TinyEvel Just a li'l Evel Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts. Casino cash: $5207131	NFT: What are the coolest or dumbest pet names you've heard of? Just thinking about this for some reason. When I was a kid our neighbors adopted a German Shepherd/Basset hound mix, it looked like a full size Shepherd with short legs. I used to tell them their dog was a lowrider. His name: Robert. WHO THE FOCK NAMES THEIR DOG A REAL HUMAN NAME?!?!? Robert. Here, Robert, ol' boy. C'mon Robert! Like the dog is a lawyer or therapist or some chit. also, My cousin has a whippet named Devo. I think thats pretty damn cool.
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08-17-2018, 10:37 AM	#46
ToxSocks Needs more middle fingers Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: San Diego Casino cash: $3924563	We'll see how CP takes to this one..... I had a black cat named Kunta. My black room mate at the time named him that, so totally not racist. We eventually got tired of calling him Kunta so we just started calling him **er. We even made up a jingle for him. Kunta the little er caaaat nobody likes him because he's blaaack My wife's sister found the name to be too offensive and vulgar, so when they'd come over they took liberty to rename my cat "Amigo". that. He'll always be Kunta the **er cat in my memory. I eventually got a dog and named him D-Bowe, at which point Kunta left us for the gay neighbors next door. __________________ Life is like a dick. Sometimes it gets hard for no reason, but it can't stay hard forever.
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08-17-2018, 10:40 AM	#47
ToxSocks Needs more middle fingers Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: San Diego Casino cash: $3924563	That was 10-15 years ago, back when people had a sense of humor about that sort of thing. __________________ Life is like a dick. Sometimes it gets hard for no reason, but it can't stay hard forever.
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08-17-2018, 10:42 AM	#48
Graystoke MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Driftless Region Casino cash: $465564	We have outside cats that we end up adopting because people abandon them near our property. If I have a cat I get them fixed no matter what. One of my favorites was a kitten that we named Van Gogh. It only had one ear. Vet said she was born that way, no ear canal or anything. Great Cat, I miss her. She died last winter and I replaced her with Princess Meowgi
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08-17-2018, 10:42 AM	#49
IowaHawkeyeChief In Search of a Life Join Date: Jan 2016 Casino cash: $2320400	My wife and I rescued an English Pointer and his name was Turbo Boost... My wife changed his name to Derby. __________________ Chiefs are my favorite football team of all time!
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08-17-2018, 10:54 AM	#50
LoneWolf Constable of Untruths Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wichita Casino cash: $1301084	We have two male Yorkies named Max and Bentley. We call Max “Maxhole” because he is a **ing asshole and Bentley is affectionately known as Wilt because he tries to ** every female dog he meets.
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08-17-2018, 11:07 AM	#52
Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $2094497	I had a cat once. I don’t remember why. His name was Dog Food.
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08-17-2018, 11:50 AM	#53
ClevelandBronco I'm with the banned. Join Date: Sep 2006 Casino cash: $5658955	Family cat was named Alligator. It suited him. __________________ "Faith and reason are like two wings on which the human spirit rises to the contemplation of truth ..." – Pope Saint John Paul II
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08-17-2018, 02:56 PM	#59
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17596178 VARSITY	My friend Mr. Doggity has an orange tabby tom cat named Willie who lost an eye in a cat fight. So now he's "One Eyed Willie." Truth.
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08-17-2018, 03:15 PM	#60
stumppy New and Improved Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Springfield, Mo. Casino cash: $998590	I named mine 'The Incredible Heat Seeking Moisture Missile'. Oh, you mean animals. __________________ “As a nation, we can endure damaging policies for a four-year term. But we cannot survive a president willing to terminate our Constitution”
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