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Clays theme song
As the self proclaimed Weird Al of CP, I create parodies of popular songs to share with my favorite BB and all it's viewers. It's no secret I dislike Ghey Clay, like most on here. So I worked up a song just for him. Should be considered his theme song, and will always be in my mind.
So, you've gotta remember that female anthem from the late 90s right? You know the one.... It's titled Bitch. What a classic that was huh?? Pretty much fits him title wise.... But I had to rework it for everybody's favorite annoying POS. And of course the lyrics are NSFW. Here's a link to the song so you can listen and sing along https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ivt_N2Zcts I really dislike Clay, he's as annoying as he is ghey. And when he takes off his diaper there's no penis underneath, just some lips with no teeth. Yesterday he cried like a big baby Alex Smith he got re-signed, Clay blew up on CP and looked just like a child who never got his ass beat, his mommy gave him treats. He's a bitch mother ****er, wish his dad had wore a rubber when he banged his mom that day, then there'd be no Clay For Geno on his knees, he's even begging please because he swears Geno is the only way. He is not a Chiefs fan, and as far as I'm concerned he isn't even a man, He's just a unhappy little virgin who takes his anger to extremes, and something tells me he has to sit down when he pees. Clays a bitch, like no other, hope his folks don't make another, boy who cries like a baby when he doesn't get his way, hes a douche, hates the Chiefs, he's got piss stains on his sheets, I wish him ebolaids every single day. He's a bitch who's pussy bleeds, he'll never get an std because to get one you would first have to get laid.... |
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09-15-2014, 06:23 PM | #47 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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A white guy in his 40's. That's who's doing this.
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Shit
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Shit
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09-15-2014, 06:29 PM | #50 |
Bolton gonna knock you out
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Sorry I'm coochie liquor, I change for no one! Do you think Bono changed his name when he found out he shared his name with someone who had it longer (sonny bono) **** no he didn't. He arranged a little "accident" and the rest is history . So ..... Be careful!!
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09-15-2014, 06:29 PM | #51 |
I'll be back.
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I always thought this was my theme song:
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09-15-2014, 06:33 PM | #52 |
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09-15-2014, 06:36 PM | #53 |
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I normally would like to participate in a good CP dogpile but this one is not especially interesting.
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09-15-2014, 06:37 PM | #54 |
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09-15-2014, 06:38 PM | #55 |
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09-15-2014, 06:39 PM | #57 |
I'll be back.
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Your obsession with me is entertaining. Keep it up.
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09-15-2014, 06:40 PM | #58 |
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Nothing says "controlled emotion" or "having a lot of sex" quite like writing a song about another poster on a message board.
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