Football Colin Cowherd Describes Each NFL Team in 3 Words - Page 4

rico · 08-02-2016, 08:54 PM

I know, I know... Colin Cowherd. Most people hate his guts. If you live in Iowa, your facebook feed was likely flooded with people posting long-winded Cowherd-hate for his criticism of the Iowa Hawkeyes last year...when he basically said that the Hawkeyes were the most overrated team in NCAA football because they hadn't beaten a team that was any good.

Like him or hate him (or indifferent, like me), I thought this thing he did where he described each NFL team in 3 words was interesting... Pretty funny at times.

You will see that the Chiefs got pegged as being "good, but boring." This actually kind of made me laugh a little bit, for most of my friends are either Bears, Packers, Vikings or Cowboys fans. There are some Chiefs fans scattered around here and there, but not near as many as there are Bears and Packers fans. With that said, I've been asked TONS of times throughout my life, including this year at work why I became a Chiefs fan because they've always considered the Chiefs to be a boring team, like the Bills, Cardinals, Jets, Lions, etc. (those are just a few teams off the top of my head that seem to be perceived as "boring" around here).

I'm guessing Cowherd labeled the Chiefs as "good, but boring" because of Alex Smith epitomizing what it is to be a game manager?????

Sidenote: The Raiders..."return to glory???" Seriously?

Patriots - Fine Without Brady

Bills: Rex Spells W-R-E-C-K

Jets - Playoffs With Fitzy

Dolphins - Not Well Run

Bengals - Prime Time Problems

Steelers - Talent With Issues

Ravens - The Wrong Harbaugh

Browns - Can LeBron play?

Texans - Clowney Question Bro

Colts - Ignore Last Season

Jaguars - Bortles Is Rising

Titans - Mariota Needs Chip

Broncos - Fall Off Cliff

Chiefs - Good, But Boring

Raiders - Return to Glory

Chargers - Really Nice Weather

Washington - Don't Like That

Giants - McAdoo or McA-Don't?

Eagles - Waiting for Wentz

Cowboys - Depends on Romo

Vikings - First Round Exit

Packers - Rodgers MVP Season

Lions - Will Miss Megatron

Bears - One Word: Cutler

Panthers - Keep on Dabbing

Falcons - Picture of Mediocrity

Buccaneers - Same as Falcons

Saints - This Isn't 2009

Cardinals - Best In West

Seahawks - No More Skittles

Rams - And They're Goff!

49ers - Chip, Kaep, Crap

BlackOp · 08-03-2016, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania

Sometimes, you are just flat out batshit crazy. Is everything a conspiracy?

Curious... who are the legit QBs in the league that are not league manufactured? Same for NFL teams... which teams are, for a lack of a better way of putting it, winning purely without or in spite of league assistance?

Please explain what 7-9 Oakland has done to warrant all this NFL off-season hype? Mack? Signed S. Smith? Signed a guard?

KC went 11-1 to end the season and signed the #1 RT in the league, routed Denver in their house...won 30-0 in a road play-off game...yet there isn't a peep in the national press.

Flip the narrative here...Oakland goes 11-1 to end the season..and the 7-9 Chiefs are suddenly the darlings of the AFC.

Mack is getting all this hype..yet when Houston had 22 sacks, they barely mentioned him. This is a fact..not conspiracy.

I dont care what the national media says...I trust my eyes. It just worries me that this is a top-down directive from NFL corporate.

Mile High Mania · 08-03-2016, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by BleedingRed

Yeah see that is who Carr is... Matt Ryan/Andy Dalton

Carr is entering his 3rd season, Dalton is entering his 6th and Ryan his 9th.

Carr threw for 32 TDs last year. It took Ryan twice as long to do that and Dalton hit 33 in his 3rd season. Neither Ryan, nor Dalton has risen to the challenge when it matters most. They still have time to do great things, but people begin to wonder "when", much like Rivers.

Carr on the other hand, came out with a young team and lots of issues and really did some good stuff in his sophomore season. I'm not suggesting his the next Top 5 QB, but compared to those other 2 ... you're suggesting Carr is already at their level, which says more about them than him.

I think Carr and that OAK offense has a lot of upside, we'll see if the Raiders screw it up.

Eureka · 08-03-2016, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Tombstone RJ

No doubt. Had KC drafted Carr the fans would be so ecstatic that you'd have to tie their hands behind their backs so they'd stop posting hype about Carr on CP. it'd be the 4th of July and New Years fireworks every day on the planet.

Well he was a 2nd rd draft pick so he could've been a Chief.

Pasta Little Brioni · 08-03-2016, 11:13 AM

Carr: statwhore collapse underpressure

Mile High Mania · 08-03-2016, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackOp

Please explain what 7-9 Oakland has done to warrant all this NFL off-season hype? Mack? Signed S. Smith? Signed a guard?

KC went 11-1 to end the season and signed the #1 RT in the league, routed Denver in their house...won 30-0 in a road play-off game...yet there isn't a peep in the national press.

Flip the narrative here...Oakland goes 11-1 to end the season..and the 7-9 Chiefs are suddenly the darlings of the AFC.

Mack is getting all this hype..yet when Houston had 22 sacks, they barely mentioned him. This is a fact..not conspiracy.

I dont care what the national media says...I trust my eyes. It just worries me that this is a top-down directive for NFL corporate.

I think you're making more of it than there is... the Raiders are one of those storied franchises that has been dormant in a suck cocoon for years. Any sign of light gets folks excited. Sure, you guys hate 'em, but the Raiders being good is good for the league - they have a pretty big fanbase and a long history. Like it or not.

So, KC tripped on their dick to start last season, losing to some big teams and began winning when the schedule got easier and some 2nd/3rd tier QBs were starting for the other teams. Yes, they nearly put Manning in a retirement home, and they throttled a 9-7 Texans team on the road...

... and then they went to NE and did what many expected. Score was 6-21 midway in the 3rd, then 13-27 midway in the 4th... never really in doubt.

I think most were excited about KC breaking their streak. Not sure what you would expect, but most are saying that KC is the team to beat and the likely Division winner this season.

I'm kinda surprised a movement to relocate the franchise to Houston hasn't started yet. Did you realize that KC has more playoff wins in Houston (3) than they do in KC (2)... that's 33% of your franchise playoff wins (9) in the city of Houston.

Sorry --- veered off into rabbit hole there.

KC sputtered out of the gate and got back on track against some lame QBs and 6 of 10 at home... before crushing a 9 win Texans team and losing to the Bradys. Claim to fame this offseason is a big name RT and renewed hope?

I dunno, kinda seems like more of the same that happens with KC. Oakland didn't advance and they didn't have as many wins, but they may tick a little higher on the excitement scale.

Just my $.02

Mile High Mania · 08-03-2016, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball

Carr: statwhore collapse underpressure

Well, we know Alex isn't a statwhore.

Pasta Little Brioni · 08-03-2016, 11:25 AM

You guys REEEALLY need to pay attention to games instead of going off fantasy stats. Exhibit A why you miss Manning ten fold.

Mile High Mania · 08-03-2016, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball

You guys REEEALLY need to pay attention to games instead of going off fantasy stats. Exhibit A why you miss Manning ten fold.

Says the man that started this thing...

My comments are never influenced by fantasy stats. What's the first game that comes to mind when I ask you...

"Name the game when KC won because Alex Smith put the team on his back and carried them."

Go.

Pasta Little Brioni · 08-03-2016, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania

I think you're making more of it than there is... the Raiders are one of those storied franchises that has been dormant in a suck cocoon for years. Any sign of light gets folks excited. Sure, you guys hate 'em, but the Raiders being good is good for the league - they have a pretty big fanbase and a long history. Like it or not.

So, KC tripped on their dick to start last season, losing to some big teams and began winning when the schedule got easier and some 2nd/3rd tier QBs were starting for the other teams. Yes, they nearly put Manning in a retirement home, and they throttled a 9-7 Texans team on the road...

... and then they went to NE and did what many expected. Score was 6-21 midway in the 3rd, then 13-27 midway in the 4th... never really in doubt.

I think most were excited about KC breaking their streak. Not sure what you would expect, but most are saying that KC is the team to beat and the likely Division winner this season.

I'm kinda surprised a movement to relocate the franchise to Houston hasn't started yet. Did you realize that KC has more playoff wins in Houston (3) than they do in KC (2)... that's 33% of your franchise playoff wins (9) in the city of Houston.

Sorry --- veered off into rabbit hole there.

KC sputtered out of the gate and got back on track against some lame QBs and 6 of 10 at home... before crushing a 9 win Texans team and losing to the Bradys. Claim to fame this offseason is a big name RT and renewed hope?

I dunno, kinda seems like more of the same that happens with KC. Oakland didn't advance and they didn't have as many wins, but they may tick a little higher on the excitement scale.

Just my $.02

You are one very passive aggressive MULE TOOL I will say that

TEX · 08-03-2016, 11:26 AM

I'll take GOOD ANY DAY, even if it's boring.

TEX · 08-03-2016, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball

You are one very passive aggressive troll I will say that

MULE TOOL - not Troll. He's been here forever and has his act down pat.

Pasta Little Brioni · 08-03-2016, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by TEX

MULE TOOL - not Troll. He's been here forever and perfected the art.

Edited sir!!!

PunkinDrublic · 08-03-2016, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by OctoberFart

Queef fans are the only ones who are afraid to admit the Raiders are going to be a threat this year. Denver isn't falling off that far either.

You sounded more convincing when you said that the last couple of years.

Mile High Mania · 08-03-2016, 11:40 AM

Pasta and Tex --- there was no passive aggressive with that post. That's the problem with some of you. I do my best to be cordial around here and not just flame away on every post. So, when I do throw the verbal jab, it's as if I've broken some handshake agreement that we made where I wouldn't speak poorly of KC.

Call it whatever you like, but when I'm replying to Blacktop... I tend to jab more.

Pasta Little Brioni · 08-03-2016, 11:47 AM

That post is the definition of PA

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rico ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH! Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Da SEI Casino cash: $4394809	Colin Cowherd Describes Each NFL Team in 3 Words I know, I know... Colin Cowherd. Most people hate his guts. If you live in Iowa, your facebook feed was likely flooded with people posting long-winded Cowherd-hate for his criticism of the Iowa Hawkeyes last year...when he basically said that the Hawkeyes were the most overrated team in NCAA football because they hadn't beaten a team that was any good. Like him or hate him (or indifferent, like me), I thought this thing he did where he described each NFL team in 3 words was interesting... Pretty funny at times. You will see that the Chiefs got pegged as being "good, but boring." This actually kind of made me laugh a little bit, for most of my friends are either Bears, Packers, Vikings or Cowboys fans. There are some Chiefs fans scattered around here and there, but not near as many as there are Bears and Packers fans. With that said, I've been asked TONS of times throughout my life, including this year at work why I became a Chiefs fan because they've always considered the Chiefs to be a boring team, like the Bills, Cardinals, Jets, Lions, etc. (those are just a few teams off the top of my head that seem to be perceived as "boring" around here). I'm guessing Cowherd labeled the Chiefs as "good, but boring" because of Alex Smith epitomizing what it is to be a game manager????? Sidenote: The Raiders..."return to glory???" Seriously? Patriots - Fine Without Brady Bills: Rex Spells W-R-E-C-K Jets - Playoffs With Fitzy Dolphins - Not Well Run Bengals - Prime Time Problems Steelers - Talent With Issues Ravens - The Wrong Harbaugh Browns - Can LeBron play? Texans - Clowney Question Bro Colts - Ignore Last Season Jaguars - Bortles Is Rising Titans - Mariota Needs Chip Broncos - Fall Off Cliff Chiefs - Good, But Boring Raiders - Return to Glory Chargers - Really Nice Weather Washington - Don't Like That Giants - McAdoo or McA-Don't? Eagles - Waiting for Wentz Cowboys - Depends on Romo Vikings - First Round Exit Packers - Rodgers MVP Season Lions - Will Miss Megatron Bears - One Word: Cutler Panthers - Keep on Dabbing Falcons - Picture of Mediocrity Buccaneers - Same as Falcons Saints - This Isn't 2009 Cardinals - Best In West Seahawks - No More Skittles Rams - And They're Goff! 49ers - Chip, Kaep, Crap
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