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Masturbating during job interview?
Anyone ever done it?
FEBRUARY 13, 2013 Willie Merriweather Brought "Little Willie" To The Job Interview - Jailed After He Was Allegedly Caught Masturbating During Employment Interview Aiken, South Carolina (The Weekly Vice) - Willie Merriweather, a 53-year-old South Carolina man, was jailed Monday after he allegedly masturbated during an interview at a local staffing agency. According to the Aiken Department of Public Safety, Merriweather reportedly entered the staffing agency and was seated for an interview when the incident took place. The interviewer told detectives that she was gathering personal information about the applicant, such as his name and date of birth, when she looked down and noticed that his penis was fully exposed and in his hand. When the woman confronted Merriweather about his exposed penis and ordered him out of the building, Merriweather tried to argue that "it fell out." http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2013/02...ht-little.html |
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03-02-2013, 04:57 PM | #46 |
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Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell ya, I got plead ignorance on this thing...
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03-02-2013, 04:57 PM | #47 |
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Finding a job in this economy is hard.
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03-02-2013, 04:58 PM | #48 |
Thread I will end you.......
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03-02-2013, 05:03 PM | #49 |
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He wanted to make money hand over fist.
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03-02-2013, 05:08 PM | #50 |
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Maybe he was interviewing for Hog Farmers job?
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03-02-2013, 05:32 PM | #51 |
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He was probably trying to show her he could pull his own weight at the job.
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03-02-2013, 05:37 PM | #52 |
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Bevis, so... Uh how was the second interview?
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03-02-2013, 07:15 PM | #53 |
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"So Willie, tell us about a time you handled a hard situation at work, and what you did to over-cum it"
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03-02-2013, 07:23 PM | #54 |
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Trying to get a job reference to stand up for him.
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03-02-2013, 07:24 PM | #55 |
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A man went to see his doctor. "You need to stop masturbating," the doctor said. The man asked, "Why?" The doctor replied, "Because I''m trying to examine you!"
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03-02-2013, 08:12 PM | #56 |
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"Sorry, I thought this was the sperm bank"
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03-02-2013, 11:37 PM | #57 |
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03-02-2013, 11:59 PM | #58 |
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I know this job is temp, but I just wanted to show I can handle it if it's sperm.
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03-03-2013, 12:07 AM | #59 |
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he didnt realize the competition would be so stiff
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03-03-2013, 12:26 AM | #60 |
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