Misc A social Commentary by Iowanian - Page 4

**Iowanian** · 09:45 AM

In a meeting, Up in front,
A gurgle happens in my gut.
Sensation growing, moving down
Please Oh Please, no Noise of Brown.

Pinching cheeks with all my might
Hope to God the Seals' tight.
If it happens, and my Crack gets tacky
I'm so fooked...My pants, light khaki.

Presentation, finish quick
The smell escapes, makes people sick.
No I can't take any questions
Must go deal with Indigestion.

Throwing People out of my way,
they'll be sorry if I stay.
Run for bathroom Doing fine,
Grab A stall, thank God no Line.

Explosion Happens, volume triples
Did Crapnel chunks just hit my nipple?
I made it through, and tamed this beast
Hold my Breath and Sigh Relief.

Into room They come,
as Toilet Drains,
As I proudly walk, the walk of Shame.

**Iowanian** · 03-09-2005, 05:26 PM

Easy..the same reason you feel the need to wipe your butt on the curtains of every other thread.

big nasty kcnut · 03-09-2005, 05:30 PM

The ode to mudbutt great job.

**Baby Lee** · 03-09-2005, 05:52 PM

Eyes water, lashes curl.
Digested esters escape.
Fragrance fills the room.

**Iowanian** · 05-02-2005, 10:48 AM

Intense thought of targeting
the cheerio I'll be sinking
About to make another trip
to the throne of enlightened thinking.

No fiber pills are needed
I pick the time and Place
No need to set a timeclock
This ones, not a race.

Mental preparation.
Breathing forced and stout.
with the next contraction
I'll work this mutha out.

A thought crosses in my mind
As I'm giving birth.
The splash of water on mah arse...
the fastest Thing on earth?

**ExtremeChief** · 05-02-2005, 12:04 PM

Oh the great fecal
Pushing sphincter to the max
coffee is debil

**Baby Lee** · 05-02-2005, 12:08 PM

scatalogical
never saw the connection
between poop and jazz.

RaiderH8r · 05-02-2005, 12:08 PM

Here I sit in smelly vapor
The last guy here used all the paper
The Boss is coming, I dare not linger
Look out butt, here comes the finger

**Baby Lee** · 05-02-2005, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaiderH8r

Here I sit in smelly vapor
The last guy here used all the paper
The Boss is coming, I dare not linger
Look out butt, here comes the finger

H8R, jcroft.
jcroft, H8R.

**ExtremeChief** · 05-02-2005, 12:11 PM

thanks to flatulii,
in church, a new kind of pew,
uh oh, holy shit

**Iowanian** · 07-14-2005, 09:59 PM

sweet corn season now
2 fresh ears in mah belly
see You Tomorrow

Fat Elvis · 07-14-2005, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

scatalogical
never saw the connection
between poop and jazz.

Too bad your rep is disabled.

Fat Elvis · 07-14-2005, 10:26 PM

Iowanian
His alter ego, gochiefs
Both battle Klingons

Fat Elvis · 07-14-2005, 10:31 PM

A corollary,
An inverse relationship-
hair on butt and head

Fat Elvis · 07-14-2005, 10:33 PM

Turtle head peeking
No bathroom is in my sight
thank you paper bag

**Iowanian** · 07-14-2005, 10:36 PM

Phantom Dook is found
Letter Q is impressive
chiefs4me did it

03-01-2005, 08:28 PM
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3858454	A social Commentary In a meeting, Up in front, A gurgle happens in my gut. Sensation growing, moving down Please Oh Please, no Noise of Brown. Pinching cheeks with all my might Hope to God the Seals' tight. If it happens, and my Crack gets tacky I'm so fooked...My pants, light khaki. Presentation, finish quick The smell escapes, makes people sick. No I can't take any questions Must go deal with Indigestion. Throwing People out of my way, they'll be sorry if I stay. Run for bathroom Doing fine, Grab A stall, thank God no Line. Explosion Happens, volume triples Did Crapnel chunks just hit my nipple? I made it through, and tamed this beast Hold my Breath and Sigh Relief. Into room They come, as Toilet Drains, As I proudly walk, the walk of Shame. Last edited by Iowanian; 06-28-2007 at 09:45 AM..
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03-09-2005, 05:26 PM	#46
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3858454	Easy..the same reason you feel the need to wipe your butt on the curtains of every other thread.
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03-09-2005, 05:30 PM	#47
big nasty kcnut The pizza king of kansas Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a. Casino cash: $220900	The ode to mudbutt great job. __________________ When it's grim, be the grim reaper and go get it. Adopt a chiefs Travis Kelce. You woke up the wrong mother****er!
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03-09-2005, 05:52 PM	#48
Baby Lee Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $8318275	Eyes water, lashes curl. Digested esters escape. Fragrance fills the room.
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05-02-2005, 10:48 AM	#49
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3858454	Intense thought of targeting the cheerio I'll be sinking About to make another trip to the throne of enlightened thinking. No fiber pills are needed I pick the time and Place No need to set a timeclock This ones, not a race. Mental preparation. Breathing forced and stout. with the next contraction I'll work this mutha out. A thought crosses in my mind As I'm giving birth. The splash of water on mah arse... the fastest Thing on earth?
Posts: 61,956

05-02-2005, 12:04 PM	#50
ExtremeChief Poser Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: BFE, MO Casino cash: $9991344	Oh the great fecal Pushing sphincter to the max coffee is debil __________________ When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
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05-02-2005, 12:08 PM	#51
Baby Lee Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $8318275	scatalogical never saw the connection between poop and jazz. __________________ We need the kind of courage that can withstand the subtle corruption of the cynics - E.W.
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05-02-2005, 12:08 PM	#52
RaiderH8r Now it's Willie Time! Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Beating hippies Casino cash: $4573512	Here I sit in smelly vapor The last guy here used all the paper The Boss is coming, I dare not linger Look out butt, here comes the finger __________________ “You may think RaiderH8r is just a thinker. But I’m not just a thinker. I’m a doer. Every day I go out there, and rev that engine, fire it up, grab a hold of that line between speed and chaos, and wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra. And when the fear rises up in my belly, I use it. Fear is powerful, because it’s been there for billions of years. And it is good. And I use it. And I ride it; I ride it like a skeleton horse through the gates of hell.”
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05-02-2005, 12:11 PM	#54
ExtremeChief Poser Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: BFE, MO Casino cash: $9991344	thanks to flatulii, in church, a new kind of pew, uh oh, holy shit __________________ When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
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07-14-2005, 09:59 PM	#55
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3858454	sweet corn season now 2 fresh ears in mah belly see You Tomorrow
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07-14-2005, 10:26 PM	#57
Fat Elvis Sexiest Athlete Join Date: Apr 2001 Casino cash: $81925	Iowanian His alter ego, gochiefs Both battle Klingons
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07-14-2005, 10:31 PM	#58
Fat Elvis Sexiest Athlete Join Date: Apr 2001 Casino cash: $81925	A corollary, An inverse relationship- hair on butt and head
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07-14-2005, 10:33 PM	#59
Fat Elvis Sexiest Athlete Join Date: Apr 2001 Casino cash: $81925	Turtle head peeking No bathroom is in my sight thank you paper bag
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07-14-2005, 10:36 PM	#60
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3858454	Phantom Dook is found Letter Q is impressive chiefs4me did it
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