New Dating Megathread

[Buck]

Luv's old thread is in the HOC for being too big.

Post all your dating questions, comments, concerns, advice, and scrutiny in here!

[Discuss Thrower]

Originally Posted by Canofbier

Follow-follow-up: **** 'em, Discuss, me included. I think it's incredibly cool that you're going after a front-office NFL job. Keep that shit up.

Thanks for the support... Though it doesn't seem right to be on CP without someone telling me that I'm a reerun and that my mother should be ****ed in the mouth while chugging antifreeze... or something along those lines

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Need pics of Discuss ( non dick pics billay) or a celebrity comparison. Michael Cera?

[Discuss Thrower]

Originally Posted by PGM

Need pics of Discuss ( non dick pics billay) or a celebrity comparison. Michael Cera?

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[Pasta Little Brioni]

Mancow? Shit man u can do work looking like that.

[Titty Meat]

Discuss is this the same women you made a move on a month ago?

[Discuss Thrower]

Originally Posted by PGM

Mancow? Shit man u can do work looking like that.

Sure.. if my ceiling is single mothers with more tattoos than children

[Pasta Little Brioni]

We have all been rejected. The difference is some of us keep swinging. Women are weird man and extremely fickle.

[Discuss Thrower]

Originally Posted by PGM

We have all been rejected. The difference is some of us keep swinging. Women are weird man and extremely fickle.

I am the common denominator with every (failed) relationship with women that I've experienced to this point.

At some point you have to realize you're swinging a FuNoodle and your place is at the shallow end at the pool versus standing in the batter's box.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

I am the common denominator with every (failed) relationship with women that I've experienced to this point.

At some point you have to realize you're swinging a FuNoodle and your place is at the shallow end at the pool versus standing in the batter's box.

Then your self worth makes u a match for the fatties and single mothers u make fun of. They need luvin too!

[Titty Meat]

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

I am the common denominator with every (failed) relationship with women that I've experienced to this point.

At some point you have to realize you're swinging a FuNoodle and your place is at the shallow end at the pool versus standing in the batter's box.

I believe its the aura you put out. If girls sense the slightest things that you share with us on here you dont have a chance.

Let it go and move forward man.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Who here hasn't been rejected? You seem to not be able to handle it. You seem hung up on your appearance instead of working on your attitude. Also if you are overweight go to the ****ing gym or eat healthy.

[Discuss Thrower]

Originally Posted by PGM

Who here hasn't been rejected? You seem to not be able to handle it. You seem hung up on your appearance instead of working on your attitude. Also if you are overweight go to the ****ing gym or eat healthy.

It has nothing to do with attitude at this point.. There's something about who I am as a person that's defective.

And if that's the case, then there's really nothing I can do about it beside completely fabricating an entirely fake personality. Losing 15 to 30lbs won't really help in that regard.

[Titty Meat]

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

It has nothing to do with attitude at this point.. There's something about who I am as a person that's defective.

And if that's the case, then there's really nothing I can do about it beside completely fabricating an entirely fake personality. Losing 15 to 30lbs won't really help in that regard.

Its your insecurity playboy.

[Perineum Ripper]

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

It has nothing to do with attitude at this point.. There's something about who I am as a person that's defective.

And if that's the case, then there's really nothing I can do about it beside completely fabricating an entirely fake personality. Losing 15 to 30lbs won't really help in that regard.

My advice is quit worrying about what other people think of you..When you can stop giving a shit about what other people think of you and can really be yourself then your life will become a lot easier..yea it sounds cliché but it is true..whenever you can walk up and talk to another person and just be yourself not worrying about what they think or how they see you then you can really begin to look for the person you are really compatible with

Most people start relationships on lies..being something they aren't..sending sweet texts or talking on the phone all night..flowers showing up unexpected to surprise the other person..unless that is who you are day in and out its a lie to trick the other person into liking you..After a while things slowly slide back into who both people really are and things normally sour

So be who you are..don't give a shit about what other people think and don't try to put on a show to have someone like a highlight reel of who you can pretend to be..If they don't like you for you then they are a waste of your time and there is something wrong with them

I used to worry about how other people seen me..Once I stopped caring and was myself then I was able to let go and talk to anyone I wanted and had way more success doing that and it thinned out the bullshit of trying to talk to someone who didn't really match up to who I would be good with

I'm an asshole..I have no trouble admitting it..If a chick doesn't like that then she can go on with her life looking for whatever she wants..If a girl can handle my asshole attitude and my sarcasm from the start then she can be graced with my awesome and my sweet moves in the sack that will make her life a nonstop ride to orgasm land

[keg in kc]

Originally Posted by PGM

Then your self worth makes u a match for the fatties and single mothers u make fun of. They need luvin too!

Speaking as someone with some experience with self-esteem issues, that doesn't do anything for your self-esteem. Actually makes it worse in the end.