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10-28-2022, 07:55 AM | #1 |
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10-28-2022, 07:42 AM | #3 |
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Went to the dentist yesterday for the first time in 7 years.
Got X-rays and shit, I have an issue where I took a baseball to the mouth back when I was pitching (I don't talk about baseball much anymore...) Anyway, I never got the root canal that was recommended, so now everything is calcified around the roots of the two front teeth - which is great for me. Good news - NO CAVITIES. I brush and floss once a day, in the morning. And maybe once at night if I'm gonna get laid. But I use Tom's toothpaste and mouthwash, and like those Dentek plaquers. I do not understand how people don't floss everyday. It's why you have bad breath - promise. Katie, the girl at the front, she's a CUTIE, and we were flirting our asses off. She would look around the corner and smile at me when I was chomping down on the thing for my x-rays...I come out after my cleaning and she goes "how'd ya do?" I go "NO CAVITIES" and she lights up goes "you get a GOLD STAR!" I go "really!?" all excited-like (hoping the 'gold star' is her vagina, really. She looks down all disappointed, she goes "no..." but then gets all bright and happy again and goes "but I have all these STICKERS!" She chose classic Disney characters, I chose a Goofy sticker (for obvious reasons), and I think I'm going to call back and ask if I left my glasses, and to be like "well Katie, here's my cell number - hit me up if you find them. Or even if you don't - I'll get new glasses." O.city, what's the protocol for picking up on the office girls and dental hygienists? Asking for a fiend.
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10-28-2022, 07:49 AM | #4 |
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It's a first come first serve situation with the girls so have at it.
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10-28-2022, 07:54 AM | #5 |
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Rabs would give his eye-teeth for a date with Katie.
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10-28-2022, 08:30 AM | #6 |
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In September my dentist drilled down a tooth that was cracked and put a temporary crown on (top right molar). I had a tooth extracted on 10/17 (bottom left molar). Had to go to the oral surgeon. It was broke right at the gum line, so he had to get the drill out in order to break it up to get it out. I'm going in for a root canal (top left molar) at a specialist on 11/15 (my birthday, yay) since he has to go through an existing crown. Second root canal (top right next to temporary crown) with my regular dentist schedule for 11/28. It is broke off, but he's trying to save the tooth. Depending on how that goes, the temporary crown will come off and I'll either have two crowns or a bridge put on.
I still have the stitches from the extraction. They're supposed to dissolve. They feel all loose, but I'm afraid to try to do anything to them. |
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03-20-2024, 01:30 PM | #7 |
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If I have to hear one more person say "Oh I can't lay back at all for you to work on me" I'm gonna lose my shit.
"How do you sleep". "Well....I lay flat....but I can't do it here". Oh ok....get out. |
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03-20-2024, 01:41 PM | #8 |
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What if they said yep I can lay back and then unzipped their pants.
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If it were me, I'd be like "Cool. But I'm legally obligated to inform you that I have to stand on my head to clean your teeth, I'm 86.7% more likely to jam this sharp ass thing into your gums. You know, rules and all. You ready?" |
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03-20-2024, 02:57 PM | #10 | |
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I'm not wrenching my back standing on my head for an hour to do shitty work that you'll then bitch at me about when the crown doesn't seat or the filling is sensitive. |
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03-20-2024, 02:59 PM | #11 |
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It’s not as funny as ****ing with them but probably the right move.
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"I can't lay back, I can't have any water in my mouth" The worst are the ones that act like they're gonna drown when they get a little aerosolized water in their throat. Just hold it there for ****s sake. You're fine. |
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03-22-2024, 05:30 PM | #13 |
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That or a large fat person that says they can’t open very wide, L O L. Yeah I’ve quit working on people that can’t lay back. I just tell them they need to go to a dentist where they can be sedated. I’m not breaking my back for anybody.
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03-22-2024, 07:22 PM | #14 |
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I have a very small mouth and can’t open very wide I’m sure dentist hate working on me especially one with bigger hands luckily my dentist has small hands .I have. Sucks eating burgers or club sandwiches etcz
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03-20-2024, 01:53 PM | #15 |
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Get that a lot as well , I always find it funny when they ask if they have to take their shoes off when I ask them to take their pants off , one day I’ll stay in just to see how they take their pants off with their boots on.
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