Hanging Out In Your Driveway/Garage

[Donger]

We have some new neighbors. To be blunt, they don't exactly fit in to our neighborhood. The are displaying some anomalous behavior, such as sitting in lawn chairs just inside their garage. Why would they want to do that? They have a backyard, and a rather nice deck and lawn upon which to place said lawn chairs. What's so fascinating about the front? Don't they want some privacy?

Yesterday, these people inflated some kind of pool thing, filled it with water and all got inside of the pool. Again, on the driveway. Why?

Also, at present count, there are four people living in the home. Yet, they have six vehicles. Why?

[Dark Horse]

Originally Posted by displacedinMN

That is worse than the time I was in my garage working and cleaning. The mayor walked in to campaign. I was shirtless. I had to apologize. She does have a good sense of humor.

I think you’re doing this whole cp thing wrong. This story should end with her leaving your garage pregnant

[displacedinMN]

Originally Posted by Dark Horse

I think you’re doing this whole cp thing wrong. This story should end with her leaving your garage pregnant

um,

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[Iowanian]

I read donger posts as Higgins from magnum PI.

I’ll bet he’s got 2 snooty Dobermans named Zeus and Apollo or maybe Winston and King George.

[displacedinMN]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

I read donger posts as Higgins from magnum PI.

I’ll bet he’s got 2 snooty Dobermans named Zeus and Apollo or maybe Winston and King George.

This Higgins is much better

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