Football Reporting Live (on TV) from the Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony - Page 3

**Rain Man** · 08-04-2018, 07:21 PM

I missed Brazile, Beathard, and Kramer, which was a bummer because I was interested in Brazile and Kramer.

Rumor has it that Beathard traded away his second-round speech for an eighth-round speech.

Brian Urlacher's wife is going to have back trouble some day, and Urlacher is spending all of his money on her teeth whitening. It looks like it's worth it, though.

I'd give Urlacher a D+ on the speech. Other

Brian Dawkins named his first two children Brian (male) and Briani (female).

Emmitt Thomas dealt with Dawkins when he was considering suicide and got credit for saving Dawkins' life.

I'd give Dawkins a B. Good solid speech, and he gave his wife a nice gold shawl during the ceremony. He also mentioned putting the names of people he's thankful for into his jacket so he'd think about them when he put it on. Pretty clever move.

More updates if I care enough to do so. Randy Moss is next, and I'm looking forward to seeing highlights from his time with the Raiders.

**OnTheWarpath15** · 08-04-2018, 08:06 PM

Can only imagine the fractured English conversation Emmitt and Irvin are having in the background.

**Rain Man** · 08-04-2018, 08:14 PM

I'll give Ray some credit for some nice thank you's to his high school and college people.

Haha, then he started talking about how great people said he was, and that he said he was better.

**Rain Man** · 08-04-2018, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath15

Can only imagine the fractured English conversation Emmitt and Irvin are having in the background.

They're like twins with their own language.

**Rain Man** · 08-04-2018, 08:16 PM

Okay, the urkel dance. I called it.

I didn't expect him to bring Jonathan Ogden up with him to do the spastic urkel, and I must mention that Will Shields deserved to go in before Ogden if I'm going to mention his name.

**OnTheWarpath15** · 08-04-2018, 08:17 PM

Michael Phelps has better seats than Rex ****ing Ryan.

**Rain Man** · 08-04-2018, 08:20 PM

Rex Ryan's wife is pretty good looking. I wonder if I could borrow her for a threesome.

Wait, he thanked Michael Phelps, the swimmer? And Phelps is in the audience. I wasn't expecting that.

NJChiefsFan · 08-04-2018, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath15

Michael Phelps has better seats than Rex ****ing Ryan.

Phelps made a better turn.

eDave · 08-04-2018, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Ray just named his children. I missed some of them, but I heard Ray Junior, Rayshad and Raylin. No ego there.

Easier to remember.

Nice reporting Rain Man.

I'm watching X-Files.

**Rain Man** · 08-04-2018, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath15

Michael Phelps has better seats than Rex ****ing Ryan.

The Phelps thing was out of the blue.

NJChiefsFan · 08-04-2018, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by eDave

Easier to remember.

Nice reporting Rain Man.

I'm watching X-Files.

REP!

displacedinMN · 08-04-2018, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath15

Can only imagine the fractured English conversation Emmitt and Irvin are having in the background.

Like the two guys on Airplane?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXSLcYQHqFQ

**Rain Man** · 08-04-2018, 08:23 PM

What in the world was that story about the name? Some family friend 'loaned' him the name of Ray Lewis? I didn't follow that.

**Rain Man** · 08-04-2018, 08:25 PM

Ray believes that it would be terrible if his daughter was sex trafficked. He just said it.

NJChiefsFan · 08-04-2018, 08:26 PM

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Ray believes that it would be terrible if his daughter was sex trafficked. He just said it.

I had always wondered his feelings on that.

**Rain Man** · 08-04-2018, 08:26 PM

He proposed the love is more important than understanding the second degree of thermodynamics the third.

08-04-2018, 07:21 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2828491 VARSITY	Reporting Live (on TV) from the Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony I missed Brazile, Beathard, and Kramer, which was a bummer because I was interested in Brazile and Kramer. Rumor has it that Beathard traded away his second-round speech for an eighth-round speech. Brian Urlacher's wife is going to have back trouble some day, and Urlacher is spending all of his money on her teeth whitening. It looks like it's worth it, though. I'd give Urlacher a D+ on the speech. Other Brian Dawkins named his first two children Brian (male) and Briani (female). Emmitt Thomas dealt with Dawkins when he was considering suicide and got credit for saving Dawkins' life. I'd give Dawkins a B. Good solid speech, and he gave his wife a nice gold shawl during the ceremony. He also mentioned putting the names of people he's thankful for into his jacket so he'd think about them when he put it on. Pretty clever move. More updates if I care enough to do so. Randy Moss is next, and I'm looking forward to seeing highlights from his time with the Raiders.
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08-04-2018, 08:06 PM	#31
OnTheWarpath15 MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $4701115	Can only imagine the fractured English conversation Emmitt and Irvin are having in the background.
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08-04-2018, 08:14 PM	#32
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2828491 VARSITY	I'll give Ray some credit for some nice thank you's to his high school and college people. Haha, then he started talking about how great people said he was, and that he said he was better. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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08-04-2018, 08:16 PM	#34
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2828491 VARSITY	Okay, the urkel dance. I called it. I didn't expect him to bring Jonathan Ogden up with him to do the spastic urkel, and I must mention that Will Shields deserved to go in before Ogden if I'm going to mention his name. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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08-04-2018, 08:17 PM	#35
OnTheWarpath15 MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $4701115	Michael Phelps has better seats than Rex ****ing Ryan.
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08-04-2018, 08:20 PM	#36
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2828491 VARSITY	Rex Ryan's wife is pretty good looking. I wonder if I could borrow her for a threesome. Wait, he thanked Michael Phelps, the swimmer? And Phelps is in the audience. I wasn't expecting that. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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08-04-2018, 08:23 PM	#42
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2828491 VARSITY	What in the world was that story about the name? Some family friend 'loaned' him the name of Ray Lewis? I didn't follow that. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
Posts: 141,829

08-04-2018, 08:25 PM	#43
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2828491 VARSITY	Ray believes that it would be terrible if his daughter was sex trafficked. He just said it. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
Posts: 141,829

08-04-2018, 08:26 PM	#45
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2828491 VARSITY	He proposed the love is more important than understanding the second degree of thermodynamics the third. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
Posts: 141,829