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**Rain Man** · 06-05-2018, 08:47 PM

I admit to something kind of petty.

When I take a flight, it's nearly always a round trip on the same airline. On the trip out, I do the crossword puzzle in the inflight magazine. On the way back, if there's someone next to me, I'll take out the magazine, which is almost always the same issue, and I'll do the crossword puzzle lightning fast while we're taxiing since I can remember the answers, just so the person next to me will think I'm some sort of savant. No one has ever said anything, but I like to think that they notice.

**notorious** · 06-05-2018, 10:12 PM

I used to fart in the tractor before my brothers or father would take over.

Sunflower seeds and soda farts.......damn.

Naptown Chief · 06-05-2018, 10:25 PM

Someone already mentioned not letting people over on the freeway but add me to that list. If someone parks on a line or takes up multiple spots I'll park my car right up on their driver's side door.

Naptown Chief · 06-05-2018, 10:27 PM

If I hold a door for someone and they don't say thank you I'll say "You're welcome asshole"

When I worked at a grocery store when I was younger and a customer put their money on the counter I'd put their change there too.. Even as they looked me in the eye and held out their hand

Naptown Chief · 06-05-2018, 10:27 PM

I could literally write a novel about the stupid shit I do. Some deserved, some not so much

banecat · 06-05-2018, 10:32 PM

I go to the mall and take pictures up women's skirts. I have a whole book of cooter shots under my bed

ClevelandBronco · 06-05-2018, 10:35 PM

I rearrange people on light rail in my mind based on my own far better ideas of maximum train space efficiency. Then I want to stab everyone who doesn’t move to his new secretly assigned position.

BucEyedPea · 06-05-2018, 10:36 PM

I insist on an aisle seat. If I am not assigned one I tell the stewardess I have a bladder infection. So I can get into an aisle seat preferably near the front.

**Gadzooks** · 06-05-2018, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea

I insist on an aisle seat. If I am not assigned one I tell the stewardess I have a bladder infection. So I can get into an aisle seat preferably near the front.

How could you call that petty. It's pure evil.

saphojunkie · 06-05-2018, 11:22 PM

I’m currently pooping

BWillie · 06-05-2018, 11:30 PM

When I used to work at Sam's Club back in the day, someone used to always steal my Red Bull out of the breakroom fridge. I even tried opening them, they would still do it. Decided to just sacrifice one Red Bull, drank half of it and pissed in it to fill it up the rest of the way. It was gone later that day and nobody ever stole my ****ing Red Bulls again.

BWillie · 06-05-2018, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by dwwataz

If I hold a door for someone and they don't say thank you I'll say "You're welcome asshole"

When I worked at a grocery store when I was younger and a customer put their money on the counter I'd put their change there too.. Even as they looked me in the eye and held out their hand

I don't ****ing care if you hold the door open for me or not. It's not ****ing heavy.

Willie Lanier · 06-05-2018, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea

I insist on an aisle seat. If I am not assigned one I tell the stewardess I have a bladder infection. So I can get into an aisle seat preferably near the front.

I mean no disrespect with this comment, but you seem indescribably odd based off of this post and the few others I've seen...

Why would you fake an ailment to adjust your seating situation for the sole purpose of having an aisle seat?

I've flown too many times to count and I guess I don't understand the necessity for an aisle seat unless you do have some medical impairment that warrants that...

Otherwise spring for first class if you can afford it; if you can't, shut up and sit in your assigned seat

KCrockaholic · 06-06-2018, 12:01 AM

Haven’t read any of this thread yet but, I enjoy loud shitting in the bathroom when all the “gentleman” are trying to keep their Chiefs quiet because they’re embarrassed. Also Rainman must STOP this thread because I’ve realized he’s taking information down on us and it’s gotten uncomfortable.

**hometeam** · 06-06-2018, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by BigBeauford

I absolutely refuse to let people in the left lane get over when stuck waiting to exit the highway. Get in line and wait your turn like everyone else.

**hometeam** · 06-06-2018, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by banecat

I go to the mall and take pictures up women's skirts. I have a whole book of cooter shots under my bed

06-05-2018, 08:47 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2828491 VARSITY	Post your petty confessions here if you like. I admit to something kind of petty. When I take a flight, it's nearly always a round trip on the same airline. On the trip out, I do the crossword puzzle in the inflight magazine. On the way back, if there's someone next to me, I'll take out the magazine, which is almost always the same issue, and I'll do the crossword puzzle lightning fast while we're taxiing since I can remember the answers, just so the person next to me will think I'm some sort of savant. No one has ever said anything, but I like to think that they notice.
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06-05-2018, 10:12 PM	#31
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06-05-2018, 10:25 PM	#32
Naptown Chief Banned Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Annapolis, MD Casino cash: $10002400	Someone already mentioned not letting people over on the freeway but add me to that list. If someone parks on a line or takes up multiple spots I'll park my car right up on their driver's side door.
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06-05-2018, 10:27 PM	#33
Naptown Chief Banned Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Annapolis, MD Casino cash: $10002400	If I hold a door for someone and they don't say thank you I'll say "You're welcome asshole" When I worked at a grocery store when I was younger and a customer put their money on the counter I'd put their change there too.. Even as they looked me in the eye and held out their hand
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06-05-2018, 10:27 PM	#34
Naptown Chief Banned Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Annapolis, MD Casino cash: $10002400	I could literally write a novel about the stupid shit I do. Some deserved, some not so much
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06-05-2018, 10:32 PM	#35
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06-05-2018, 10:35 PM	#36
ClevelandBronco I'm with the banned. Join Date: Sep 2006 Casino cash: $5658955	I rearrange people on light rail in my mind based on my own far better ideas of maximum train space efficiency. Then I want to stab everyone who doesn’t move to his new secretly assigned position. __________________ "Faith and reason are like two wings on which the human spirit rises to the contemplation of truth ..." – Pope Saint John Paul II
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06-05-2018, 10:36 PM	#37
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06-06-2018, 12:01 AM	#43
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