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View Poll Results: What is adequate punishment for your children crying/misbehaving at a public eatery? | |||
Locked up in a cage for an entire week. |
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1 | 2.27% |
Scalped at the hairline with a farmer's scythe. |
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6 | 13.64% |
Each limb tied to an individual horse for quartering. |
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3 | 6.82% |
Chained to a car/truck and dragged for miles. |
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1 | 2.27% |
Beaten purple with a meat tenderized. |
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3 | 6.82% |
Antifreeze in the next morning's Frosted Flakes. |
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8 | 18.18% |
Put up for adoption ASAP. |
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3 | 6.82% |
Grounded for life. |
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0 | 0% |
Cell phone put in microwave |
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2 | 4.55% |
I would never punish my childred for being children. This is crazy! |
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6 | 13.64% |
None of the punishments fit the bill and are too mild, IMO. |
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4 | 9.09% |
I don't go out in public. I hate my family and myself. |
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3 | 6.82% |
This isn't a football topic and belongs elsewhere, talk to me about the Chiefs and only the Chiefs. |
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4 | 9.09% |
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You Sweetie!
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Threepeat!
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Tell the child(ren) "No more visits from Uncle SR." If that doesn't work, nothing will. [All children love SR.]
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Cheat Death
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3 fingers from a “big dude”.
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Rockin' yer FACE OFF!
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Special Teams ACE!!!
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A night of being babysat by Morgan Freeman
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Fish are scared of me
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Has waterboarding been mentioned?
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Ain't no relax!
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Why no "All of the above" option?
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Gimme My Berries Back!
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I don't think you really want to choke the kids out completely. They have small lungs. I think you just want to choke them into submission. You know, a tap out situation. Except instead of "tapping out", you teach them "tapping outside". They tap out, and they get to go outside while everyone else can enjoy their meal.
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'Tis my eye!
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A cheese grader to the back of their thighs, then soaked in salt.
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