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04-23-2018, 12:03 PM | |
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U.S. military veteran receives world's first total penis and scrotum transplant
A U.S. military sergeant severely injured several years ago in an IED blast in Afghanistan has received the world's first total penis and scrotum transplant, surgeons at the Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine announced Monday.
The man, whose identity was not released, is recovering well and expected to regain both urinary and sexual function, Richard Redett, who led the transplant team, said in a Monday telephone news conference. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...ran/542725002/ |
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04-24-2018, 06:48 AM | #31 |
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04-24-2018, 08:02 AM | #32 |
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He'll likely get shafted by his insurance company. That bill is going to be nuts.
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04-24-2018, 08:41 AM | #33 |
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Hopefully they gave him the Jamaal model. The Chan would be a disappointment to be packing.
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04-24-2018, 09:08 AM | #34 |
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04-24-2018, 09:15 AM | #35 |
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If this works, I'm sure there will be a long line of people signing up for Upgrades.
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04-24-2018, 10:10 AM | #36 | |
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04-24-2018, 10:20 AM | #37 | |
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Wait wait wait..............
So if he has sex with his wife... Is that self-cucking?
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04-24-2018, 12:10 PM | #38 |
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I wonder if they had a catalog that he used to browse through.
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04-24-2018, 01:17 PM | #39 |
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Seargent, we only have one available, and well, you're a white guy and I'm sorry to say that this man was African Amer...
...I'LL TAKE IT!!!
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04-25-2018, 01:15 AM | #42 |
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If they can attach one, there's no reason they can't attach two. The new male trend will be to wow their women with their sheer numbers of penises.
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04-25-2018, 05:59 AM | #43 |
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