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Every thing except football and baseball
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Baseball—unless something happens that's totally outside the rules of the game. Most of what happens inside the rules is soporific.
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Also, the amount of hand/eye coordination needed to hit a golf ball and make it go where you want it to go is enough to make it a sport. It’s VERY hard to do on a consistent basis.
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Its not a sport. I don't care how hard it is or impressive it is to watch them play, they are playing a game. (I'm fine with them calling it an esport because thats a different word with a different definition) A sport requires athletic ability with either exceptional cardiovascular output, explosive power, or both.
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I think for the most part sports absolutely REQUIRE that you must break a sweat to play them. That eliminates golf, bowling and a number of other items that -- while they MAY involve sweat, they don't have to. You literally cannot play "real" sports without breaking a sweat. You must ALSO have an opponent who is actively engaged in a physical contest where his actions can directly and significantly affect or alter your actions. MANY athletic endeavors are to me competitions or games for THIS reason. If I can't touch you or affect what you do in any significant and direct manner, it's not a sport to me. If the winner is determined via any method of "voting" (e.g. Olympic ice skating), then it's not a sport. If your "competition" is really yourself, or a clock, then that too is not a sport. It's a race or competition, but not a sport. So I'm pretty tight on my definition. Sprinting, hurdles, darts, bowling, Olympic diving, swimming, marathoners, golf -- not "sports", in my mind.
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