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View Poll Results: By the end of the season, I would be...
Off the charts state-championship scholarship to the U good. 9 13.24%
Much better than the average high school quarterback 3 4.41%
A little better than the average high school quarterback 5 7.35%
Roughly equivalent to the average high school quarterback 3 4.41%
A little worse than the average high school quarterback 6 8.82%
A whole lot worse than the average high school quarterback 22 32.35%
Off the charts George Plimpton Paper Lion bad (or Matt Cassel during a blitz) 14 20.59%
Not applicable. My mother would never sign my permission slip to play. 3 4.41%
I can't tell you. I would take it one week at a time and not look ahead. 3 4.41%
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Old 12-08-2014, 06:53 PM  
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Right now - how good a high school quarterback would you be?
Here's the scenario. It's Friday night. You go out to get yourself some Popeye's Fried Chicken. As you drive over, you see the local high school stadium lit up, and you see a snow cone stand up in the booster club's booth.

Dang, you think to yourself. I could really go for a snow cone right now. So you pull off and park and walk over to get yourself one. There are only 5 seconds left in the game.

At that moment, the quarterback gets Theismanized on a fluke hit. Most of the team immediately starts vomiting. Their helicopter parents, assuming ebola and regretting their stance against vaccination, immediately descend from the stands and take them home, with plans to move them to the soccer team as soon as possible.

When all is said and done, there are only ten players left on the home team.

The team's not great, but it's not bad. They're a .500 club in Class 4A, with a reasonable line and slightly above average running back. One receiver made all-district last year and the left guard may have a scholarship offer to Montana State. The tight end is all-conference and he's only a sophomore.

But they have no quarterback. After exhausting all other options, they look up into the stands where you're just starting to enjoy your blue raspberry snow cone. You have two years of eligibility left from high school even though you're at your current age. and one of the cheerleaders has a pair of cleats in her car that will fit you.

They need a quarterback to finish out the season. You have a dream. Assume that there are six games left on the schedule, and you can be at every practice. By the end of the year, how would you perform?

Remember, this is happening right now. Your current age, your current weight, your current conditioning.
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Old 12-08-2014, 07:37 PM   #31
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Old 12-08-2014, 07:38 PM   #32
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Old 12-08-2014, 07:49 PM   #33
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Old 12-08-2014, 07:52 PM   #34
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Old 12-08-2014, 07:54 PM   #35
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I would be pretty bad. To start, when I turned 20, I acquired a rare condition called cold urticaria. So cold games would possibly induce a anaphylactic stroke. Also, I was a baseball pitcher from 3rd grade all the way through high school. I was never able to adapt my throwing motion from baseball to football. I was never able to throw a good spiral because I couldn't help myself from throwing a football like a baseball...just couldn't do it. Two things in life that I really suck at in life: 1.) Fighting histamines in my skin and 2.) Throwing a football.

I'd suck at QB...now and back then.
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Old 12-08-2014, 08:02 PM   #36
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You would be better off getting a 12 year old girl throwing the ball than me..I could move to TE or OLB but I can't throw a ball that far..I could be the high school version of Alex Smith
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Old 12-08-2014, 08:18 PM   #37
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In 6th grade I beat all the boys for distance, but my ball is still as wobbly as ever.

It's pretty sad when my man will coach pee-wee and I try to toss him a ball.

I'd stake my track training on a good punt return tho. So long as it's flag football.
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Old 12-08-2014, 09:17 PM   #38
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If we are switching positions for one snap, I'm confident I could get to the QB on one snap as long as the backside DE could keep contain and the LBs don't leave huge gaps wide open.

I may never walk again but I can get a sack in one snap, I think.
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Old 12-08-2014, 09:19 PM   #39
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hand off, hand off, hand off, punt. Wait I'd make a better RT or RG.
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Old 12-08-2014, 09:38 PM   #41
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In high school I was the backup QB, but never had to play. WR was lots of fun, wish we passed more though. Today - bad shoulder and bad knee - no way I even try anymore.
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Old 12-08-2014, 09:44 PM   #42
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Right now - how good a high school quarterback would you be?
I'm less than 10 years removed from high school. I'm really at the age for peak athleticism, I feel, and I've always had a pretty good arm.

The only issues id have is that I'm relatively short, although I think 5'10" would probably be enough to see over a high school line, and I never actually played QB. Maybe all the moving parts in front of me would be too much. Who knows..
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Old 12-08-2014, 09:46 PM   #43
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If it was for a quarter or a half, I might be able to make a few passes. My elbow is too hammered for much more. I still toss the football around from time to time, but I haven't put any velocity on a throw for 10 years or more.
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