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"Think BOOM!"
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Deal.
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MVP
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She give head? to you I mean.
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Changes pants while driving
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Washington D.C.
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7-11 parking lots are full of housekeepers, painters and gardeners.
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Everybody Lies.
Join Date: Aug 2010
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Do you want a butler? I'll be like Alfred Pennyworth if you want. Master vailpass, sir.
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Politically Incorrect
Join Date: Feb 2009
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Arnold Schwarzenegger didn't stop by recently did he?
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Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2010
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About Damn time atleast one went back to Mexico
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Unsparing
Join Date: Aug 2008
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Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: San Diego
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Old Mexican women do make the best caretakers though. My wife's mom works as a caretaker taking care of two elderly women....like 95-100 yrs old kinda elderly. When ever she comes to visit us she cooks us dinner, washes our clothes, cleans the kitchen etc.
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Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
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Why is that funny? You do realize Mexican and Spanish aren't the same thing, right?
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Resident Glue Sniffer
Join Date: Nov 2003
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I bet you were in love. Like Fred Flintstone was with Lolobrigida.
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#41 |
Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: San Diego
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Why do you assume she's SUPPOSE to go back to Mexico?
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Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
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Did you offer her a raise?
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#43 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
Join Date: Oct 2008
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She was jealous of that old broad that you got with in the parking lot.
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Rufus Dawes Jr.
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"You like to drink?"
Join Date: Jun 2006
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"If you like your housekeeper, you can keep her."
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