Royals *** Official Royal Jack Shits vs Bowel Moving A'ssholes GDT 08/02/14 *** - Page 3

ROYC75 · 01:22 PM

We got a much needed win from an excellent start out of Guthrie last night. Today Vargas comes back from the D/L to make a start against a real pain in the ass Royal killer( Lester ) .

It's a tall order, but it's baseball, so let's go get them again.

Worth noting
• Hitters No. 2 through No. 6 for the Royal JackShits finished 0-for-16 with six strikeouts on Friday.

This shit isn't going to cut it for a win very often!
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Royals @ A's

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Probables
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Saturday, August 2, 2014
Royals @ Athletics

(56-52)
(66-42)

Saturday 8/2, 4:05 PM ET at O.co Coliseum
Radio: KC: KCSP 610, Royals Radio Network OAK: 95.7 FM The Game, KIQI 1010
TV: KC: FSKC OAK: CSNCA

Royals 2014 stats Last 5 years vs. starter
AVG HR RBI SB AB AVG HR RBI
Aoki, N, RF .262 0 17 9 - - - -
Infante, O, 2B .262 5 49 4 6 .333 0 0
Perez, S, DH .272 12 39 1 2 .500 0 0
Butler, B, 1B .267 5 41 0 17 .235 0 1
Gordon, A, LF .273 9 47 7 14 .143 0 2
Kratz, E, C .198 3 10 0 - - - -
Cain, L, CF .297 3 37 15 8 .250 0 0
Moustakas, M, 3B .194 13 42 0 7 .429 0 3
Escobar, A, SS .275 2 32 23 10 .300 0 1

SP- Jason Vargas
2014 season
8-4, 3.31 ERA, 1.23 WHIP, 82 Ks
vs. Athletics last 5 years
0-0, 0.00 ERA, 0.00 WHIP, 0 Ks

Athletics 2014 stats Last 5 years vs. starter
AVG HR RBI SB AB AVG HR RBI
Fuld, S, CF .264 2 21 13 6 .000 0 0
Lowrie, J, SS .239 5 40 0 16 .375 0 1
Donaldson, J, 3B .248 23 76 4 18 .056 1 2
Norris, D, C .300 9 40 2 16 .188 0 0
Gomes, J, LF .234 6 32 0 15 .067 1 3
Vogt, S, 1B .342 5 23 1 - - - -
Callaspo, A, DH .231 3 33 0 22 .227 0 1
Reddick, J, RF .252 6 28 1 24 .208 1 1
Punto, N, 2B .203 2 12 3 6 .167 0 0

SP- Jon Lester
2014 season
10-7, 2.52 ERA, 1.12 WHIP, 149 Ks
vs. Royals last 5 years
4-2, 1.59 ERA, 1.19 WHIP, 35 Ks

C3HIEF3S · 08-02-2014, 02:14 PM

Just keep us in the game today, Vargas

ROYC75 · 08-02-2014, 02:14 PM

Lil Fugger tried!

Blankey · 08-02-2014, 02:14 PM

Man that crowd sounds annoying

Captain Obvious · 08-02-2014, 02:15 PM

An 8 pitch first inning?

CoMoChief · 08-02-2014, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blankey

Man that crowd sounds annoying

well they are raiders fans so.....

ROYC75 · 08-02-2014, 02:16 PM

Ha Ha, that's 2!

bsroyals54 · 08-02-2014, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Obvious

An 8 pitch first inning?

Yes we're taking the expert approach of swinging first pitch and popping up, its working well.

C3HIEF3S · 08-02-2014, 02:17 PM

Great start for Vargas

BlackHelicopters · 08-02-2014, 02:17 PM

Vargas looks good

C3HIEF3S · 08-02-2014, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMoChief

well they are raiders fans so.....

The fan they interviewed yesterday in RF said they were split between 49ers fans and Raiders fans, the guy was personally a 9er fan himself.

Fairweather mother****ers

BlackHelicopters · 08-02-2014, 02:18 PM

Kratz has some pop

ROYC75 · 08-02-2014, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C3HIEF3S

Great start for Vargas

Yup!:-)

ROYC75 · 08-02-2014, 02:20 PM

Come on Alex, park one!

suzzer99 · 08-02-2014, 02:21 PM

Ibanez needs to take us on his back again.

C3HIEF3S · 08-02-2014, 02:23 PM

Already better than Hayes

08-02-2014, 12:37 PM
ROYC75 Time For Your Wake Up Call !!! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Barn Yard Casino cash: $5129400	* Official Royal Jack Shits vs Bowel Moving A'ssholes GDT 08/02/14 * We got a much needed win from an excellent start out of Guthrie last night. Today Vargas comes back from the D/L to make a start against a real pain in the ass Royal killer( Lester ) . It's a tall order, but it's baseball, so let's go get them again. Worth noting • Hitters No. 2 through No. 6 for the Royal JackShits finished 0-for-16 with six strikeouts on Friday. This shit isn't going to cut it for a win very often! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Royals @ A's Preview Probables Lineups Saturday, August 2, 2014 Royals @ Athletics (56-52) (66-42) Saturday 8/2, 4:05 PM ET at O.co Coliseum Radio: KC: KCSP 610, Royals Radio Network OAK: 95.7 FM The Game, KIQI 1010 TV: KC: FSKC OAK: CSNCA Royals 2014 stats Last 5 years vs. starter AVG HR RBI SB AB AVG HR RBI Aoki, N, RF .262 0 17 9 - - - - Infante, O, 2B .262 5 49 4 6 .333 0 0 Perez, S, DH .272 12 39 1 2 .500 0 0 Butler, B, 1B .267 5 41 0 17 .235 0 1 Gordon, A, LF .273 9 47 7 14 .143 0 2 Kratz, E, C .198 3 10 0 - - - - Cain, L, CF .297 3 37 15 8 .250 0 0 Moustakas, M, 3B .194 13 42 0 7 .429 0 3 Escobar, A, SS .275 2 32 23 10 .300 0 1 SP- Jason Vargas 2014 season 8-4, 3.31 ERA, 1.23 WHIP, 82 Ks vs. Athletics last 5 years 0-0, 0.00 ERA, 0.00 WHIP, 0 Ks Athletics 2014 stats Last 5 years vs. starter AVG HR RBI SB AB AVG HR RBI Fuld, S, CF .264 2 21 13 6 .000 0 0 Lowrie, J, SS .239 5 40 0 16 .375 0 1 Donaldson, J, 3B .248 23 76 4 18 .056 1 2 Norris, D, C .300 9 40 2 16 .188 0 0 Gomes, J, LF .234 6 32 0 15 .067 1 3 Vogt, S, 1B .342 5 23 1 - - - - Callaspo, A, DH .231 3 33 0 22 .227 0 1 Reddick, J, RF .252 6 28 1 24 .208 1 1 Punto, N, 2B .203 2 12 3 6 .167 0 0 SP- Jon Lester 2014 season 10-7, 2.52 ERA, 1.12 WHIP, 149 Ks vs. Royals last 5 years 4-2, 1.59 ERA, 1.19 WHIP, 35 Ks Last edited by ROYC75; 08-02-2014 at 01:22 PM..
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