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Explosive, foaming diarrhea 25 25.77%
Tarry earthworm craps 7 7.22%
Creamy peanut butter poops 20 20.62%
Asshole stretching bowling ball shits 20 20.62%
Premature breakers 7 7.22%
Incomplete evacuation 14 14.43%
False alarm dumps. All farts, no dirt. 4 4.12%
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Old 03-19-2014, 09:19 PM  
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What is the Worst Kind of Shit?
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Old 03-19-2014, 11:11 PM   #31
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You left dream shits off the poll. Not cool dude, not cool.
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Old 03-19-2014, 11:13 PM   #32
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Old 03-19-2014, 11:18 PM   #33
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Old 03-19-2014, 11:19 PM   #34
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Hi - have you been pretty satisfied lately w/ your dumps?
I'm usually far removed from this ugly reality... after the first or second cup of coffee its TIME, and is usually handle in 2-3 minutes tops and thats it for my day... over early, forget you're a filthy animal the rest of the day, its pretty cool..

But occasionally, if I've been drinking or gorging myself on foods and otherwise getting myself out of rhythm... forget it, I find myself trying to be Korean on an American toilet.

Whatever it take to wrap this crap UP.
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Old 03-19-2014, 11:26 PM   #35
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I'm usually far removed from this ugly reality... after the first or second cup of coffee its TIME, and is usually handle in 2-3 minutes tops and thats it for my day... over early, forget you're a filthy animal the rest of the day, its pretty cool..

But occasionally, if I've been drinking or gorging myself on foods and otherwise getting myself out of rhythm... forget it, I find myself trying to be Korean on an American toilet.

Whatever it take to wrap this crap UP.
since I've been eating right - I've pooped every morning - and you're right - it's like that coffee pushes it right out. Also since I've switched up eating habits, I'm clean-breaking about 1 out of 3 poops.
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Old 03-19-2014, 11:26 PM   #36
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Old 03-19-2014, 11:31 PM   #37
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Old 03-19-2014, 11:37 PM   #38
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Old 03-19-2014, 11:48 PM   #39
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Incomplete evacuations are the worst for me. Your ass is dirty and you don't even get that feeling of satisfaction. It's the cruelest shit of all.
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Old 03-19-2014, 11:53 PM   #40
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Old 03-19-2014, 11:56 PM   #41
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Old 03-20-2014, 12:02 AM   #42
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Worst? The shit of 1001 wipes. The kinds of shits where no matter how much you wipe your ass, you just. Can't. Seem. To. Get. Your. Asshole. CLEAN!

On the opposite end of the spectrum is the clean poopie, where you wipe once, see nothing on the paper, and give a quick fist pump.


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Incomplete evacuations are the worst for me. Your ass is dirty and you don't even get that feeling of satisfaction. It's the cruelest shit of all.

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Old 03-20-2014, 12:07 AM   #43
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While we're on the subject, I had a small bout of what I'm guessing was diarrhea a couple months ago.

I'd get this legitimate heat wave feeling in my intestines followed immediately by an intense urge to shit what usually ended up being a liquid-y almond butter looking concoction.

Luckily I only dealt with that for a couple days but that fiery feeling in the gut was unmistakeable. That's the nearest I've gotten to a burning sensation going number 2 though.

My stomach must be a ****ing battle tested warrior because my pooping habits or what have you don't change much at all depending on what I eat.
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Incomplete evacuations are the worst for me. Your ass is dirty and you don't even get that feeling of satisfaction. It's the cruelest shit of all.
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