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Old 10-07-2011, 10:56 PM  
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Wow,I just blew over $50 into my lawn
with the,as Alf used to say The Technicolor Yawn.

Started at happy hour at 4 p.m. with a 25 oz blvd wheat and a plate of wings then switched to a strwberry vodka lemonade (don't ask) and then back to 2 more 25 oz blvd wheats.

After that a buddy I went to another bar where I got another 25 oz blvd wheat a cheeseburger and fries.Didn't feel like eating(got a to go box) but with my burger and his buffalo salad we still needed a food order of a few bucks to use one of our $5 off coupons so we ordered a dessert called brownie bites with ice cream.

Buddy finishes half while i'm working on a 2nd 25 oz blvd wheat and pushes dessert to me.I tell him no can do because I'll surely puke.So dumbass(me) orders a 3rd beer and while waiting devours the brownie and ice cream then downs the beer.

Anyhoe the thread title explains it all as i can't finish because this was a bad idea for a thread and I feel like it's tome to hurl again...
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Old 10-08-2011, 12:01 AM   #31
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I've never puked from alcohol.

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I'm willing to bet theres a lot of real life things you havent done....

1) Touch a woman's nipple without a welding glove or gardening gloves or her being asleep and not knowing you were in the room

2) Maintain a friendship over years despite the fact that they were being nice to you and felt bad for you and invited you to stuff

3) Held an actual job where you were responsible for something other than burning a potato product or counting out change

4) Gotten naked and masturbated with the porn at full volume in your own place without hoping your parents will open the door any minute

5) Earned the respect of someone who isn't an assbergers douche on the internet

6) Actually felt love for another human who loves you back
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Old 10-08-2011, 01:19 AM   #32
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Guess that's why you have trouble getting sales people.

You start strong but end up offering a beer. Might be a check for real but true.
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Old 10-08-2011, 01:22 AM   #33
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Guess that's why you have trouble getting sales people.

You start strong but end up offering a beer. Might be a check for real but true.
This year is a curse, just found out I will be there for faiders game. Must be a curse or the anti ACL-
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Old 10-08-2011, 02:14 AM   #34
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Old 10-08-2011, 02:14 AM   #35
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I've never puked from alcohol.

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You're not doing it right...
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Old 10-08-2011, 06:17 AM   #36
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Starwberry Vodka lemonade and sharing a dessert with another man? WTF.
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Old 10-08-2011, 06:49 AM   #37
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Starwberry Vodka lemonade and sharing a dessert with another man? WTF.
i was actually gonna ask if there was true "sharing" of the dessert.
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Old 10-08-2011, 07:09 AM   #38
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Old 10-08-2011, 09:52 PM   #39
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I've never puked from alcohol.

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then you ain't never drank
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Old 10-08-2011, 11:54 PM   #40
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There was a period in my life when I would go out drinking til 2am and just before going to sleep I'd lean over the toilet and puke, so I wouldn't wake up with a hangover the next morning.
I refer to that period as "The 1990's"
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Old 10-08-2011, 11:56 PM   #41
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Also, Guru would be sorely disappointed in you, Nzoner. 1) for your extremely poor couponing skills. 2)for wasting all that money on your lawn. 3) for buying non-happyhour priced food.drink.
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Old 10-09-2011, 12:05 AM   #42
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Also, Guru would be sorely disappointed in you, Nzoner. 1) for your extremely poor couponing skills. 2)for wasting all that money on your lawn. 3) for buying non-happyhour priced food.drink.
Now why would you say that? I think he did a great job blowing his money all over the lawn. It will save him a ton in maintenance fees.
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Old 10-09-2011, 01:45 AM   #43
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For some reason this thread reminds me of Rausch......
I missed the fridge part?
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