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Now you've pissed me off!
Join Date: Jan 2006
Casino cash: $7919572
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Never let go of any woman that says things as creative as, "your breath smells like a burned down liquor store."
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"When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln |
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Take a Chill Pill
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: South Carolina
Casino cash: $8199900
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You already ****ed up, but you should do this in this order.
1. Stick your fingers down your throat and make sure you get it all out 2. Rinse out your mouth 3. Eggs and bacon 4. Smoke a bowl You'll feel better in 20 minutes. |
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Baba Ganoush
Join Date: Jan 2012
Casino cash: $1728026
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Not trying to bullshit, but I did hear that grease somehow soothes the stomach from a hangover. True story.
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You should have drank half a gallon of water before you passed out last night.
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Casino cash: $2850893
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The only time I prepare for a hangover is when I'm not drunk enough to have a decent hangover anyway. When I'm completely shitfaced, I don't even think to get ready for the pain.
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Bacon-wrapped shrimp: My first-favorite food wrapped around my third-favorite food. I'd go to a banquet in honor of those Somali pirates if they served bacon-wrapped shrimp. |
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Keep 'er Movin'
Join Date: Sep 2004
Casino cash: $9905359
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Lemon-Lime gatorade pretty much all day. Drink some coffee. Get a burger. Take a shower.
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“We want players who are big, strong, smart, fast, tough and disciplined,” Pioli said, finally bringing an end to the era of Chiefs executives who searched desperately for players who are small, weak, stupid, slow, fragile and unruly. |
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#7 |
Starter
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: New Brunswick, NJ
Casino cash: $10004900
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Bloody Mary. The tomato juice will help settle your stomach and the vodka will help buffer coming off the alcohol. Also avoid any caffeine 'cause that'll just dehydrate you more.
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Stuff & Things
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: The Yukon
Casino cash: $10126924
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Take 3 ibuprofen, drink the Gatorade, biscuits and gravy with scrambled eggs.
Nap High colonic |
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#9 |
Woman should only make babies
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Apartment "G UNIT!"
Casino cash: $2662136
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Warm Bath...warm shower maybe
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MVP
Join Date: May 2008
Casino cash: $5503814
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here you go
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MVP
Join Date: Dec 2012
Casino cash: $10004980
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I think the professionals prefer Wild Irsh Rose or Maddog 20/20 under an underpass.
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#12 |
Kindness in words...
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Zion
Casino cash: $10025483
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Funny.
I haven't has alcohol in three weeks and an energy drink in five and I've dreamed of taking shits like I'm doing now for years. Things of beauty. And I feel fantastic. I am able to form and use multi-syllable words, have rational thoughts and function at a high level all day long. Who knew? |
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MVP
Join Date: Aug 2003
Casino cash: $7737309
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Anybody
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Starter
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: NotAllowed2TellStrangers
Casino cash: $9996493
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Go out to your car, open the door, insert entire hand or fingers of your choice, slam door hard.
That'll take your mind off of your hangover, at least for a little while anyway.
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Spiraling down the Drain
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Dante's Ninth Circle
Casino cash: $2240588
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Eat an entire bag of Oreos.
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"We're both part of the same hypocrisy, Senator, but never think it applies to my family." "Fredo. You are my brother, and I love you. But never take sides against the Family again. Ever." 2019 Adopt a Chief - Travis Kelce #87 |
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