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Old 02-25-2017, 11:56 PM  
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Hypothetical: Enter the witness protection program here.
State your interest and I will assign you a new life, along with that of your real or hypothetical spouse.

Here's mine:

Male name: BRYON
Female name: PAMELA
Surname: BARLOW
Location: Winnebago County, Iowa
Male occupation: Audio-Visual and Multimedia Collections Specialists
Annual Salary: $39,500
Female occupation: Tellers
Annual Salary: $31,700
Your Main Hobby: Astrology
Your Spouse's Main Hobby: Skiing

I wish they had assigned me a first name with a standard spelling, but my new job sounds okay. Kind of a cold place to live, though.
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Old 02-26-2017, 09:21 AM   #31
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Old 02-26-2017, 09:26 AM   #32
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Old 02-26-2017, 09:27 AM   #33
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Wonder how you would go about faking someone else's death ? Asking for a friend.
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Old 02-26-2017, 09:36 AM   #34
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Old 02-26-2017, 09:37 AM   #35
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I guess it depends on whether they are in on it or not.
Practical jokes are fun.
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Old 02-26-2017, 09:41 AM   #36
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Read an interesting article a while back on Linkedin about faking your own death, which is a little different but basically ends up with you trying to anonymously live a brand new life.

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/so-yo...beth-greenwood
A guy in my high school class tried to do this about 10 years after we graduated. He just disappeared one day. Abandoned his work truck and left his wife, young child and everyone else wondering what happened to him. IIRC, a few months later, he was found in the Southwest somewhere. I guess he just wanted a restart on his life and the standard approach of divorcing and moving on didn't work for him. There was probably more to the story, but I never heard the details.
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Old 02-26-2017, 10:31 AM   #37
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Old 02-26-2017, 01:01 PM   #38
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Old 02-26-2017, 01:18 PM   #39
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Old 02-26-2017, 01:19 PM   #40
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I was sent here from 'da boys in Jersey to find a few of yous .......

Anyone see Rocco Ravioli?
How about Sal Salami?
Louie Lasagna?
Matty Manicotti?
Petey Prosciutto?
Psst, you should check out Sorce. He was using some food related word that started with P so he may be that Petey guy you'se looking for.
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Old 02-26-2017, 01:21 PM   #41
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Old 02-26-2017, 01:28 PM   #42
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Old 02-26-2017, 03:18 PM   #43
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