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Sounds like ya just wanted to finger ya bum. Something else you'd like to confess?
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Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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On a serious note, my brother suffered from constipation for several weeks, finally went and had a colonoscopy and had several large polyps in there. They weren't cancerous but still had to get them removed.
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Fight, build, win!
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Speaking of colonoscopy mix you up a jug of that drink to clean out your system constipation solved.
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Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician?....................He worked it out with a pencil.
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More importantly, is a 72 hour flu accompanied by diarrhea like the gay version of being on your period?
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Damn, this thread had some serious funny in it.
I had surgery about 6 months ago. Didn't poop for 4 days afterward and I started to freak out. I felt awful. Got a bottle of prune juice and drank. A lot. Too much in fact. After about 5 minutes my stomach made the most god awful noises. You could hear it clear across the house. About 10 minutes after that, I exploded. By far the most bizarre and awkward 20 minutes of my life. |
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Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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Oh hell yeah. I felt like a million bucks. Of course, I was also afraid to eat or drink anything for a few hours after that. I was convinced it would go straight out.
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