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Old 03-10-2014, 03:32 PM  
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Why do black people cross the street so slow?
I live in north Scottsdale/PV area which is not diverse. I am the first to admit I don't get inner city. On several recent occasions I've had to drive down town for business. Every time I have, including today, I've had to sit at a light waiting to turn because a black person deliberately walked as slow through the intersection as they could. Other people walked by them at a normal pace but they just sauntered. On one occasion the person looked at my car and actually slowed down even more.
What the hell? Am I imagining this or is this some kind of thing?
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Old 03-20-2014, 04:28 PM   #406
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I would just like to share a story with you all. Yesterday I was at a busy intersection here in Springfield and I was the first car in line at a red light. A young black gentleman with baggy jeans and a flat billed yo gabba gabba hat started to cross and I immediately thought of this thread. He was walking rather slowly, but when the light turned green he pulled his pants up with one hand and picked up the pace to get out of my way. Brought a tear to my eye.
He did that to piss me off...
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Old 03-21-2014, 11:22 AM   #407
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Run him down, maybe he'll pick up the pace next time he crosses in front of you.
I just saw that clip in a "top 10 hardly seen dytopian future movies" list.
This was from death race (1975)
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Old 03-21-2014, 12:33 PM   #408
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Old 03-21-2014, 02:54 PM   #409
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Why do black people cross the street so slow?
Am I really the first person to answer "to slowly get to the other side"?
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Old 03-21-2014, 03:04 PM   #410
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Am I really the first person to answer "to slowly get to the other side"?
No...well I dont think the other guy said slowly
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Old 03-21-2014, 03:06 PM   #411
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No...well I dont think the other guy said slowly
That's the key to the whole joke, though.
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Old 04-14-2014, 09:02 PM   #412
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Two recent anecdotes to share.

First, yesterday trying to turn into a 7-11 for a Big Gulp. Fatass bitch, I'm talking 2-fiddy, 300 bills easy, sees me there before stepping off the curb, sees my turn signal, . . . SEES 4 cars stacked up behind me. Not only does she step off that curb, she stinkeyes me the whole way.

Second, today on my own block, septuagenarian white dude takes one step before I turn on my indicator. Twice as slow across the intersection, twice he stinkeye.

Maybe I just live in an impolite neighborhood.
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Old 02-27-2016, 05:06 PM   #414
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This JUST happened to me. A small pack of black kids literally walked out in front of my car, taking up my entire green light. How can you walk so slow?? Pick up the ****ing pace.

And pull up your pants. Maybe you could walk faster if your ass wasn't hanging out because your pants are hanging 3/4 off.
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Old 02-27-2016, 05:10 PM   #415
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For a while now I've wanted to start an "ask a black man" thread. It would have questions about things that I just don't get. I think it would get rather infected with racist nastiness though.
I might call my black friend and see if he's down for this.
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For a while now I've wanted to start an "ask a black man" thread. It would have questions about things that I just don't get. I think it would get rather infected with racist nastiness though.
but hopefully a black dude with a sense of humor.
Not the equivalent of a white guy or anyone who cries for a week because a dog died or because they used boy in a sentence or what ever else
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The answer is: To let you know who is in charge / to stick it to The Man.

That's my theory. On a similar note, the black people I went to high school did the same thing when walking to class.


Oh, and why do people with handicap plates drive like morons?
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That's my theory. On a similar note, the black people I went to high school did the same thing when walking to class.


Oh, and why do people with handicap plates drive like morons?
judging from your name..how would you know? arent you supposed to have a stage coach?
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