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03-12-2014, 11:28 AM | #392 |
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no
it was humans empowered by aliens not aliens themselves
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03-12-2014, 11:29 AM | #393 |
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03-12-2014, 11:32 AM | #394 |
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Pssst. (It's so they won't steal)/Old foggies
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03-12-2014, 11:34 AM | #395 |
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It may be the white hood
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03-12-2014, 12:30 PM | #396 |
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Today, going to class I was crossing the street. I looked to the car stopped on my right, saw it was a black man and slowed way down. The last few steps I looked back at him and said "you know why, you know why." He smiled because he did.
Later I ran into that same black man in a class and we fell in a Michael Sam brokeback mountain kind of gay love. All because of this thread I have forged a (hopefully) enduring relationship that is sure to end in my getting a lot of man butt sex. I'm just hoping I'm the top because he's big and I'm little. We'll have to talk about who's the bitch at a later date. Maybe split up the duties or something. |
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03-12-2014, 12:32 PM | #397 | |
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03-12-2014, 12:39 PM | #398 | |
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03-12-2014, 12:43 PM | #399 |
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And he tells it so well... With such enthusiasm.
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03-12-2014, 12:52 PM | #400 |
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Run him down, maybe he'll pick up the pace next time he crosses in front of you.
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03-20-2014, 10:25 AM | #401 |
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I would just like to share a story with you all. Yesterday I was at a busy intersection here in Springfield and I was the first car in line at a red light. A young black gentleman with baggy jeans and a flat billed yo gabba gabba hat started to cross and I immediately thought of this thread. He was walking rather slowly, but when the light turned green he pulled his pants up with one hand and picked up the pace to get out of my way. Brought a tear to my eye.
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03-20-2014, 01:34 PM | #402 |
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Why do black people cross the street so slow?
Because the KC zoo is too crowded so they can't move quickly.
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