****Official 2016 Missouri Tigers Football Thread****

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Following the shitpocalypse that was 2015, almost anything would be an improvement.

Key Departures from 2015:

Kentrell Brothers
Connor McGovern
Evan Boehm
Ethiopia Dennis

Addition by Subtraction from 2015:

Maty "The Snowman" Mauk
AJ Ricker
Josh Henson

2017 Commits and Key Recruits:

Spoiler!

Commits:

DaRon Davis, RB, KC MO ***
Jafar Armstrong, AthAlete, Shawnee Mission, KS ***
Pompey Coleman, OT, Indianapolis, IN ***
Hyrin White, OT, Descroto, TX ***
Logan Christophsen, TE, Lemont, IL ***
Larry Borom, OL, Bloomfield Hills, MI **
Roderick Ford, WR, Fort Worth, TX ***
Case Cook, OL, Carrolton, GA ***
Aubrey Miller, LB, Memphis, TN ***
Jamal Brooks, LB Bessemer, AL ***
Joshuah Bledsoe, DB, Spring, TX ***
Reyondous Estes, QB, East St. Louis, IL **
Adam Bay, LB, Mesa, AZ Unranked


Key Area Recruits:

Larry Boyd, OT, STL, MO ***
Chester Graves, DE, KC MO ****
Marquis Hayes, OT, Maryland Heights, MO ***

2016 Schedule:

9/3: @ West Virginia
9/10: Eastern Michigan
9/17: Georgia
9/24: Delaware State
10/1: @LSU
10/15: @Florida
10/22: Middle Tennessee State
10/29: Kentucky
11/5: @South Carolina
11/12: Vanderbilt
11/19: @Tennessee
11/25 Arkansas

Hamas' Crystal Ball predicts 6-6.

[WhawhaWhat]

Odom confirms he called the plays on defense today - not Cross.

— Dave Matter (@Dave_Matter) October 29, 2016

Odom on DC Cross: "He’s a tremendous coach. As the head coach I wanted to make that call."

— Dave Matter (@Dave_Matter) October 29, 2016

Cross still has influence on the defense, Odom said.

— Dave Matter (@Dave_Matter) October 29, 2016

Odom on Cross: "Take friends out of it. He’s a very close friend. … But I’ve got to make a lot of decisions."

— Dave Matter (@Dave_Matter) October 29, 2016

[Pepe Silvia]

I've heard rumors that Sterk has zero intentions on fixing either major program.

[petegz28]

Odom seems to already be in over his head.

[Jerm]

Originally Posted by PackerinMo

I've heard rumors that Sterk has zero intentions on fixing either major program.

[Jerm]

Originally Posted by petegz28

Odom seems to already be in over his head.

That's pretty clear IMO....this is a dumpster fire flying down a hill, raging out of control....

[Mizzou_8541]

Originally Posted by PackerinMo

I've heard rumors that Sterk has zero intentions on fixing either major program.

Sterk doesn't have intentions of fixing the revenue sports? Uhhh....ok, Lol.

[Perineum Ripper]

Originally Posted by Jerm

That's pretty clear IMO....this is a dumpster fire flying down a hill, raging out of control....

Bouncing off one AIDS tree to the next

[BryanBusby]

Idk how people didn't see this is a shitty version of Gunther Cunningham from the start.

Rhoades really put a fork in this program.

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by Mizzou_8541

Sterk doesn't have intentions of fixing the revenue sports? Uhhh....ok, Lol.

He came to Mizzou so he would no longer have to fire anyone.

[Bowser]

Originally Posted by PackerinMo

He came to Mizzou so he would no longer have to fire anyone.

That would be one strong selling point to the board, lol.

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by Jerm

Relax, I just know they won't fire either coach for a while so I'm venting frustration.

[Jerm]

Originally Posted by PackerinMo

Relax, I just know they won't fire either coach for a while so I'm venting frustration.

LOL I feel ya, me too...face palming because I know they're both dumpster fires and it's clear.

[BryanBusby]

Even if a move was made, I don't think they would fire kermit and barry in the same year.

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by Jerm

LOL I feel ya, me too...face palming because I know they're both dumpster fires and it's clear.

I was reading tigerboard and they said Sterk was on Gervinos radio show and they asked him what he likes about his SEC job and his vision for the future and he only mentioned the library, nothing about sports. lol

[GloryDayz]

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry

Volleyball and softball

I wasn't aware they had those teams. OK, they can stay. But their recruiting needs to be limited to hot chicks, the school needs consider that a Playboy spread on "The Athletic Girls of MIZZOU" could bring some needed positive press. Right now their "we'll all strike" football team isn't helping the school in any way.