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Consuming CP souls
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"That guy was a jerk" *Then texts date number 4 for the week.*
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"You like to drink?"
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Online dating for women has to be likened to a buffet.
The epitome of a guy with average looks, a healthy psyche and sound intellect and a great personality is the equivalent of a well prepared chicken. There's absolutely nothing wrong with this cut of meat, but the person in the buffet line is going to pass up on the chicken because there could be a chance there's a damned good steak just a little bit down the line.
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C Chiefs once a year!
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Just settle already, you don't want to be single forever! One of my first online dates last year, I had planned to meet up with a chic at a restaurant. As I walked in restaurant she was texting me that she was there. I look up at a bigger funky looking woman with blonde hair texting on on her phone and she looked at me and smiled. I was thinking oh NO that can't be her, my gut sunk and all of a sudden I get a tap on my shoulder and I turn around to this knock out blonde who smiles and says hello. That was a cool moment from oh NO to hell yeah and I hung out with that chic for 6months. Online dating has it's moments |
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That's a pretty creative excuse....now the post disappeared lol
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I have an extended family member whom I liken to Jerry Seinfeld, in that he always finds some ridiculously small and inconsequential "wrong" with the women he dates. He's always holding out for something absolutely perfect.
Example, he brough one gal over to a cookout. She was very pretty. Carried herself very well. Had a quick wit and great sense of humor. She was pretty much enamoured with him. A few weeks later her name came up, and we found out they weren't dating any more. Come to find out, after hearing some long story, he pretty much ended it because she had a habit of biting her nails. ![]() Meanwhile, he's 38, and single.
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C Chiefs once a year!
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....and the wife and I are constantly getting flack because we don't have kids and aren't planning on having any. Meanwhile, he little brother hasn't been in a relationship longer than a month since he was 20. But that shit never comes up.
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MY LITTLE #15
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Consuming CP souls
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Definitely could be. They don't like telling the truth.
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