Psycho ex-stories - Page 21

mike_b_284 · 01-17-2006, 11:49 AM

I just broke up with my girlfriend this weekend and she isn't taking very well. And by well I mean with a shred of effing sanity. Some crazy shit has been going down. I think she might start stalking me. She came by to get the last of her stuff from my apartment. I went to my room to check to make sure she had everything, when I came out her and my mp3 player were gone. I went to ask for it back and she kept denying it. I wrote it off and left, happy never to talk to her again. I went and played video games at my friend's for a couple hours, then went to quiktrip for some food. While I am eating my hot dog in the parking lot, I look over and there she is. Keep in mind this is twenty minutes from where I live and from where she lives. This means she was driving around for at least forty minutes looking for me. She gets in my car and starts sobbing, telling me she can't sleep and all she can do is cry. I ask for my stuff back and she says no. I tell her to get out of my car and she says no. Finally a cop walks up and asks if everything is okay, before I can tell him to remove the bitch from my car she gets out. She called well over 20 times since then and I am starting to get a little nervous.

How about your craziest ex's? rep to the worst

sedated · 01-17-2006, 08:12 PM

well...I meant the woman smell nice, but too late to edit

SLAG · 01-17-2006, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Obviously, unless of course, his d*ck can smell.

THAT SMELLS LIKE BIGFOOTS DICK

Raiderhater · 01-17-2006, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Unless you wish to live the bachelor life forever, you might want to merely accept the fact that women think (and feel) very differently than most men. A generalization, yes, but founded in truth. And, winning and the constant application of logic are NOT the goals.

I fully realize all of that, but that makes it no less frustrating. Especially when we have to accept that and the women do not, as is evidenced by the fact that most of the guys here seem to be, at least partially, understanding the women's POV, and not one female has so much as attempted to see where the guy was coming from.

If it's supposed to be about working together and compromise from BOTH sides, I'm not seeing it in this thread. And that, simply put, is bullshit. I'm willing to meet in the middle, key word, "middle".

sedated · 01-17-2006, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Obviously, unless of course, his d*ck can smell.

my dick can't smell, but the thing right above my mouth can

sedated · 01-17-2006, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by raiderhader

it's supposed to be about working together and compromise

Woman's definition of compromise = fuck you, Give me what I want

SLAG · 01-17-2006, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated

my dick can't smell, but the thing right above my mouth can

**Donger** · 01-17-2006, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by raiderhader

I fully realize all of that, but that makes it no less frustrating. Especially when we have to accept that and the women do not, as is evidenced by the fact that most of the guys here seem to be, at least partially, understanding the women's POV, and not one female has so much as attempted to see where the guy was coming from.

If it's supposed to be about working together and compromise from BOTH sides, I'm not seeing it in this thread. And that, simply put, is bullshit. I'm willing to meet in the middle, key word, "middle".

In my experience, women most women WILL try to move towards middle ground AFTER the male first shows a willingness to do so. As shown on this very thread, who can blame them for wanting us males to show a commitment to them before they make changes?

Trust me, I know it's frustrating.

sedated · 01-17-2006, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by SLAG02

THAT SMELLS LIKE BIGFOOTS DICK

"Hey, Doofy, smell my fingers"

"Ew, what's that?"

"That's how you know you've become a man"

"Oh, smell this"

"Holy fuck, what the hell was that?"

"My Ass"

Raiderhater · 01-17-2006, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by DJay23

No one ate ice cream that night. we didn't get that far. She was picking all of the peanut butter out of the carton. Tell me you wouldn't make a comment about that if you were already pissy. On second thought, don't tell me that because I won't believe you.

Hell, I would have made that comment in a good mood. Granted, the tone in my voice and the look on my face would be different, but I'd have said it just the same.

chiefs4me · 01-17-2006, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by raiderhader

I fully realize all of that, but that makes it no less frustrating. Especially when we have to accept that and the women do not, as is evidenced by the fact that most of the guys here seem to be, at least partially, understanding the women's POV, and not one female has so much as attempted to see where the guy was coming from.

If it's supposed to be about working together and compromise from BOTH sides, I'm not seeing it in this thread. And that, simply put, is bullshit. I'm willing to meet in the middle, key word, "middle".

I never agreed anywhere with what she did, I simply pointed out that he went crazy over the ice cream first...

And him having more then one pair of his fav socks would help him to avoid situations like this in the future....

**Donger** · 01-17-2006, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated

Woman's definition of compromise = fuck you, Give me what I want

You're obviously hanging out in the wrong places.

**Nzoner** · 01-17-2006, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by raiderhader

If it's supposed to be about working together and compromise from BOTH sides, I'm not seeing it in this thread. And that, simply put, is bullshit. I'm willing to meet in the middle, key word, "middle".

Good luck buddy,I've been married 20 years and still looking for middle ground.

sedated · 01-17-2006, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

You're obviously hanging out in the wrong places.

I thought the strip club was the best place to meet chicks.

I always have good luck, but the assh0le bouncer gets in they way.

Just gotta go back, spend more money i guess

**Bob Dole** · 01-17-2006, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by raiderhader

I'm willing to meet in the middle, key word, "middle".

The problem being, "middle" means "on my knob."

Raiderhater · 01-17-2006, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

In my experience, women most women WILL try to move towards middle ground AFTER the male first shows a willingness to do so. As shown on this very thread, who can blame them for wanting us males to show a commitment to them before they make changes?

Trust me, I know it's frustrating.

There is two sides to every coin, and on the flip side of said coin, who can blame us for wanting a little up front proof of our own that they are willing to be reasonable? Because I am not seeing reason in this discussion. I am seeing justification for everything the woman did, I am seeing the guy being called names because he asked for the return of his property, I am seeing his words being blown out of proportion and/or twisted to come across differently than what he initially posted, I am seeing him made out to be a full blown prick because he was having a bad night.

It's redamndiculous.

01-17-2006, 11:49 AM
mike_b_284 Veteran Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Houston, TX Casino cash: $10004900	Psycho ex-stories I just broke up with my girlfriend this weekend and she isn't taking very well. And by well I mean with a shred of effing sanity. Some crazy shit has been going down. I think she might start stalking me. She came by to get the last of her stuff from my apartment. I went to my room to check to make sure she had everything, when I came out her and my mp3 player were gone. I went to ask for it back and she kept denying it. I wrote it off and left, happy never to talk to her again. I went and played video games at my friend's for a couple hours, then went to quiktrip for some food. While I am eating my hot dog in the parking lot, I look over and there she is. Keep in mind this is twenty minutes from where I live and from where she lives. This means she was driving around for at least forty minutes looking for me. She gets in my car and starts sobbing, telling me she can't sleep and all she can do is cry. I ask for my stuff back and she says no. I tell her to get out of my car and she says no. Finally a cop walks up and asks if everything is okay, before I can tell him to remove the bitch from my car she gets out. She called well over 20 times since then and I am starting to get a little nervous. How about your craziest ex's? rep to the worst
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