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Yes. I use talcum powder after every shower, and I feel clean, dry and ready to take on the world! Rar! 20 17.24%
Yes, but I fear talc. I buy the expensive stuff without talc, because of some article I read about cancer risk. 10 8.62%
Only if I have jock itch. 38 32.76%
Ball Powder? Huh? What the hell are you talking about? On a completely seperate, unrelated note, my crotch is chafing. 43 37.07%
I am female, and I find this thread to be highly amusing. 5 4.31%
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Old 06-01-2023, 04:24 PM   #1
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Truth be told I actually quit the powder years ago. It got to be too much. I was basically a functioning ball powder addict. If you still use it a lot, you should quit while you're ahead. Make sure to taper down. It doesn't say on the package but your berries can go through withdrawals if you cut off the powder too fast too soon. Mine were shivering one second, dripping sweat the next. It got pretty bleak. They got so depressed they tried hanging themselves on my briefs.
I’m thinking I may have an addiction problem now as well. To get a real fix I’ll shave down there using my Margaritas in the Arctic - Glacial (extra menthol kick) shave soap and then the matching aftershave. Follow it up with a handful of Duke Cannon Trench Warfare powder and the boys are basically cryogenically frozen at that point. Seriously, Jabba could hang them on his wall for decoration next to Han.

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Old 06-01-2023, 04:28 PM   #2
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I’m thinking I may have an addiction problem now as well. To get a real fix I’ll shave down there using my Margaritas in the Arctic - Glacial (extra menthol kick) shave soap and then the matching aftershave. Follow it up with a handful of Duke Cannon Trench Warfare powder and the boys are basically cryogenically frozen at that point. Seriously, Jabba could hang them on his wall for decoration next to Han.

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How in the **** did you manage to sound pretentious talking about shaving your balls?!? I'm legitimately impressed.
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Old 06-01-2023, 04:40 PM   #3
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How in the **** did you manage to sound pretentious talking about shaving your balls?!? I'm legitimately impressed.
Didn’t realize I was.
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Old 06-01-2023, 04:49 PM   #4
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Old 04-07-2021, 12:33 PM   #5
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Old 04-07-2021, 04:02 PM   #6
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Since the early 80's, balls and feet.
Initially regular Johnson's baby powder talc.
As soon as it was available, switched to Johnson Baby Powder Cornstarch blend.
My sheets show the powder marks of a committed coke head but at least everything smells nice for the wife.
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Old 04-07-2021, 05:34 PM   #7
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Old 04-07-2021, 06:16 PM   #8
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Old 04-07-2021, 07:40 PM   #9
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Old 04-07-2021, 10:27 PM   #13
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Old 04-07-2021, 10:39 PM   #14
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