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03-14-2019, 09:58 PM | #16 |
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I had a boss that was an aragant prick and surprisingly a Chargers fan. I've never met one before but I'm assuming they are all aragant pricks. That was over ten years ago and I've yet to meet another Charger fan.
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03-14-2019, 09:58 PM | #17 |
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He’s probably posting this same ****ing thing about Billay on some other forum. Or maybe Facebook if he’s either the bag of dicks you make him out to be.
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03-14-2019, 09:59 PM | #18 |
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03-14-2019, 10:01 PM | #19 |
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Chop him in the giblets.
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03-14-2019, 10:01 PM | #21 |
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So just on the internet like a little bitch. See you at gate A.
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03-14-2019, 10:03 PM | #24 |
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This is not the case. At all. Unless it's Philip Rivers.
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03-14-2019, 10:04 PM | #25 |
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be a prick back, but keep it work related. Every single time he does something even slightly wrong, correct him. Hell, your boss might even notice and be impressed. Going to HR is bad idea, they might try to turn something around on you.
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03-14-2019, 10:04 PM | #26 |
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Hope it's not HyVee pizza.
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03-14-2019, 10:07 PM | #28 |
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Fortunately, I've compiled a checklist of exactly what you can do in such a situation. Just try these one at a time in random order until one of them works. One of them will always work.
1. Pretend that you don't speak English. Whenever he speaks, shrug and speak back quickly in a made-up language. 2. Forge papers that transfer him to the Vermont office. Throw him a farewell party. 3. Every time he speaks, make noises like you're a hawk and flap your wings threateningly. 4. Call HR and tell them that he's sexually harassing you. Show them pictures of genitalia. 5. Sweep the leg. 6. Find others who feel the same way, and buy a bag of oranges. 7. Douse him in gasoline and hold up a cigarette lighter. 8. Every time he comes near you, blow a rape whistle and yell for your boss to come over. 9. Quit and move to a really cool place and re-create yourself as a great novelist featuring him as the antagonist. 10. Horse head on his desk chair with a warning that he should relocate.
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This has a simple solution.
Print the pic of you flexing, holding that purple flashlight and slip it into his pocket. Then profit If that doesn't work, ask him if he shares a Grindr profile with his dad....and get ready for worldstaaaaaaar. |
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