Other Sports Gladiator 2018 - Round 5, Match 2 - TLO versus Bwana - Page 2

**Rain Man** · 09-11-2018, 02:46 PM

We're in the final four now. One of these guys will end up in the championship.

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue - The summit of Mount Everest, with no supplemental oxygen
Starting Distance - 5 feet

TLO

Main Weapon - Baseball Bat
Backup Weapon - 10 Lawn darts

Prep Time - 9 Minutes
Special Factors - None

Bwana

Main Weapon - Pirate cutlass
Backup Weapon - Baseball Bat

Prep Time - 4 Minutes
Special Factors - At time t= -5 seconds, your left foot is nailed to the ground/floor.

threebag · 09-11-2018, 04:55 PM

Takes Loads Orally is dead meat in this one.

MagicHef · 09-11-2018, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I have a dedicated team of foot nailers. I wouldn't worry about that.

Can I take it that his left foot is fixed to one spot for the duration of the match regardless of the terrain?

**Rain Man** · 09-11-2018, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by MagicHef

Can I take it that his left foot is fixed to one spot for the duration of the match regardless of the terrain?

Yep. He is nailed securely.

**Dartgod** · 09-11-2018, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Yep. He is nailed securely.

So no chance of falling to his death? Seems like an advantage to me.

**Rain Man** · 09-11-2018, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod

So no chance of falling to his death? Seems like an advantage to me.

Interesting point. He's anchored.

KS Smitty · 09-11-2018, 10:08 PM

No way Bawan loses this one. He's secured to the mountain, he already lives at a higher altitude and if he's wearing his signature leather duster them puny lawn darts will not penetrate. Anybody voting for TLO is a fool. Nothing personal Smoke.

Sofa King · 09-11-2018, 10:09 PM

How the hell is Bwana winning. Roll up behind him and beat him to death while he twists and turns with his foot immobilized. It’s not a straight head on fight... take your time to move even under TERRIBLE conditions and you’re fine.

**Bwana** · 09-11-2018, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Sofa King

How the hell is Bwana winning. Roll up behind him and beat him to death while he twists and turns with his foot immobilized. It’s not a straight head on fight... take your time to move even under TERRIBLE conditions and you’re fine.

How is he going to roll up from behind on something like this?

Top of the World, Mt. Everest.

Not happening.

**Buehler445** · 09-11-2018, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Hydrae

This may go to TLO depending on how accurate he can be with those lawn darts. Just stand back and fire away at the nearly immobilized Bwana.

5 feet.

Bwana. 1 swing. Ballgame kids.

TLO · 09-12-2018, 10:27 AM

Need more votes

MagicHef · 09-12-2018, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Buehler445

5 feet.

Bwana. 1 swing. Ballgame kids.

One step backwards turns 5 feet into 8 or 9.

TLO · 09-13-2018, 09:14 AM

I have a confession to make.

I slipped and fell off the mountain due to fear of losing. I therefore forfeit this match, and the winner is Bwana.

**Rain Man** · 09-13-2018, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by TLO

I have a confession to make.

I slipped and fell off the mountain due to fear of losing. I therefore forfeit this match, and the winner is Bwana.

Once you join the tournament, the only way out is death.

TLO · 09-13-2018, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Once you join the tournament, the only way out is death.

Oh shit

**Rain Man** · 09-13-2018, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by TLO

Oh shit

It was right there in the contract, just beneath the clause about not bringing in outside food or drinks.

View Poll Results: Who wins?
TLO	23	51.11%
Bwana	22	48.89%
Voters: 45. You may not vote on this poll

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Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2858491 VARSITY	Gladiator 2018 - Round 5, Match 2 - TLO versus Bwana We're in the final four now. One of these guys will end up in the championship. Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise. Venue - The summit of Mount Everest, with no supplemental oxygen Starting Distance - 5 feet TLO Main Weapon - Baseball Bat Backup Weapon - 10 Lawn darts Prep Time - 9 Minutes Special Factors - None Bwana Main Weapon - Pirate cutlass Backup Weapon - Baseball Bat Prep Time - 4 Minutes Special Factors - At time t= -5 seconds, your left foot is nailed to the ground/floor.
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09-11-2018, 04:55 PM	#16
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09-11-2018, 10:08 PM	#21
KS Smitty Cool as a Cucumber Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: on the edge Casino cash: $3666717	No way Bawan loses this one. He's secured to the mountain, he already lives at a higher altitude and if he's wearing his signature leather duster them puny lawn darts will not penetrate. Anybody voting for TLO is a fool. Nothing personal Smoke. __________________ A D with Sneed is a D indeed.
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09-11-2018, 10:09 PM	#22
Sofa King Hello Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Dakota Casino cash: $632096 VARSITY	How the hell is Bwana winning. Roll up behind him and beat him to death while he twists and turns with his foot immobilized. It’s not a straight head on fight... take your time to move even under TERRIBLE conditions and you’re fine.
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09-12-2018, 10:27 AM	#25
TLO Life is changing.. Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: NW Missouri Casino cash: $1454900	Need more votes
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09-13-2018, 09:14 AM	#27
TLO Life is changing.. Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: NW Missouri Casino cash: $1454900	I have a confession to make. I slipped and fell off the mountain due to fear of losing. I therefore forfeit this match, and the winner is Bwana.
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