Football Reporting Live (on TV) from the Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony - Page 2

**Rain Man** · 08-04-2018, 07:21 PM

I missed Brazile, Beathard, and Kramer, which was a bummer because I was interested in Brazile and Kramer.

Rumor has it that Beathard traded away his second-round speech for an eighth-round speech.

Brian Urlacher's wife is going to have back trouble some day, and Urlacher is spending all of his money on her teeth whitening. It looks like it's worth it, though.

I'd give Urlacher a D+ on the speech. Other

Brian Dawkins named his first two children Brian (male) and Briani (female).

Emmitt Thomas dealt with Dawkins when he was considering suicide and got credit for saving Dawkins' life.

I'd give Dawkins a B. Good solid speech, and he gave his wife a nice gold shawl during the ceremony. He also mentioned putting the names of people he's thankful for into his jacket so he'd think about them when he put it on. Pretty clever move.

More updates if I care enough to do so. Randy Moss is next, and I'm looking forward to seeing highlights from his time with the Raiders.

**Rain Man** · 08-04-2018, 07:50 PM

Marcus Allen was walking around on stage, doing a little networking.

displacedinMN · 08-04-2018, 07:50 PM

rep for being Rain Man

**Rain Man** · 08-04-2018, 07:54 PM

Ray Lewis is not wearing a white suit. He learned his lesson.

displacedinMN · 08-04-2018, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Ray Lewis is not wearing a white suit. He learned his lesson.

Orange?

**Rain Man** · 08-04-2018, 07:57 PM

Ray Lewis' bust doesn't look like him at all. I'm 99 percent sure that they accidentally got the statue of Mike Singletary and put it on the stand.

FlaChief58 · 08-04-2018, 07:57 PM

Seriously, **** Ray Ray. Can't stand that ass

**Rain Man** · 08-04-2018, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by displacedinMN

Orange?

It's yellow with a bunch of big red patterned splotches.

**OnTheWarpath15** · 08-04-2018, 07:58 PM

So watching this reminded me of something disturbing.

Bernard Pollard won a Super Bowl.

**Rain Man** · 08-04-2018, 07:59 PM

I'm waiting breathlessly for his story of being constantly double-teamed against Kansas City.

displacedinMN · 08-04-2018, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

It's yellow with a bunch of big red patterned splotches.

sounds like it could be curtains of the 70's

**Rain Man** · 08-04-2018, 08:00 PM

Ray described himself as living proof of the impossible.

**Rain Man** · 08-04-2018, 08:01 PM

Joe Flacco looks like he'd prefer to be at TGI Friday's.

**Rain Man** · 08-04-2018, 08:03 PM

Uh oh. He's mentioning his spastic urkel dance. He says that he didn't want attention to be on him when he danced. He's saying that the dance was a religious thing honoring God. You cannot make this stuff up.

**Rain Man** · 08-04-2018, 08:05 PM

Ray's mother never attended one of his college or pro games. Dude, buy her a ticket.

**Rain Man** · 08-04-2018, 08:06 PM

Ray just named his children. I missed some of them, but I heard Ray Junior, Rayshad and Raylin. No ego there.

08-04-2018, 07:21 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2828491 VARSITY	Reporting Live (on TV) from the Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony I missed Brazile, Beathard, and Kramer, which was a bummer because I was interested in Brazile and Kramer. Rumor has it that Beathard traded away his second-round speech for an eighth-round speech. Brian Urlacher's wife is going to have back trouble some day, and Urlacher is spending all of his money on her teeth whitening. It looks like it's worth it, though. I'd give Urlacher a D+ on the speech. Other Brian Dawkins named his first two children Brian (male) and Briani (female). Emmitt Thomas dealt with Dawkins when he was considering suicide and got credit for saving Dawkins' life. I'd give Dawkins a B. Good solid speech, and he gave his wife a nice gold shawl during the ceremony. He also mentioned putting the names of people he's thankful for into his jacket so he'd think about them when he put it on. Pretty clever move. More updates if I care enough to do so. Randy Moss is next, and I'm looking forward to seeing highlights from his time with the Raiders.
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08-04-2018, 07:50 PM	#16
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2828491 VARSITY	Marcus Allen was walking around on stage, doing a little networking. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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08-04-2018, 07:50 PM	#17
displacedinMN It was not a fair catch Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Correcting papers Casino cash: $2452630	rep for being Rain Man __________________ #investigatecarlcheffers
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08-04-2018, 07:54 PM	#18
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2828491 VARSITY	Ray Lewis is not wearing a white suit. He learned his lesson. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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08-04-2018, 07:57 PM	#20
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2828491 VARSITY	Ray Lewis' bust doesn't look like him at all. I'm 99 percent sure that they accidentally got the statue of Mike Singletary and put it on the stand. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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08-04-2018, 07:57 PM	#21
FlaChief58 SuperChiefs Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Florida Casino cash: $1769822	Seriously, **** Ray Ray. Can't stand that ass
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08-04-2018, 07:58 PM	#23
OnTheWarpath15 MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $4701115	So watching this reminded me of something disturbing. Bernard Pollard won a Super Bowl.
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08-04-2018, 07:59 PM	#24
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2828491 VARSITY	I'm waiting breathlessly for his story of being constantly double-teamed against Kansas City. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
Posts: 141,829

08-04-2018, 08:00 PM	#26
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2828491 VARSITY	Ray described himself as living proof of the impossible. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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08-04-2018, 08:01 PM	#27
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2828491 VARSITY	Joe Flacco looks like he'd prefer to be at TGI Friday's. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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08-04-2018, 08:03 PM	#28
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2828491 VARSITY	Uh oh. He's mentioning his spastic urkel dance. He says that he didn't want attention to be on him when he danced. He's saying that the dance was a religious thing honoring God. You cannot make this stuff up. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
Posts: 141,829

08-04-2018, 08:05 PM	#29
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2828491 VARSITY	Ray's mother never attended one of his college or pro games. Dude, buy her a ticket. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
Posts: 141,829

08-04-2018, 08:06 PM	#30
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2828491 VARSITY	Ray just named his children. I missed some of them, but I heard Ray Junior, Rayshad and Raylin. No ego there. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
Posts: 141,829